hahaha I like this question and thanks for the love, baby!

Ok, I’m going to make a very general statement but I feel like I can stand by it 90%. 

But before I make the Very General Statement, I’ll just go ahead and say that I don’t know what creates such big bulges. I think it’s a combo of a pee-pee laying on top of some ballz. Neither of them may be big but when they’re together then they can make something quite substantial. haha Honestly, I’m not an expert on how dicks hang and how that affects a bulge. I think a lot of things play a factor in a bulge. For example, the tightness of pants, boxers or briefs, hard or soft cock…there’s a lot going on down there! 

But…for Korean guys…I’m going to disagree with your friend. I don’t think a large bulge just means large balls. 

Because!!! Here is my Very General Statement. 

Korean dudes have small balls. 

LOL. I was *just* thinking about this last night. Yesterday’s Dude (—> I think I’ll call him Bicycle. He’s really into that. kkk) had tiny balls. I was legit thinking…”Does this dude have balls?! O_o Where are they?!” I found them but they were very small. 

And then I started thinking about allllllllllll of the men I’ve been with in Korea. I do think they almost all have balls that are on the small side. Or they’re just normal. But I haven’t been with any Korean dick that had significant balls. One guy did send me a pic though on WH and I was shocked because he had some large balls. But that’s 1 dick! Out of….a lot. hahahah

I do think dicks and balls come in alllllllllllll shapes and sizes but I’m usually left thinking that a majority of the guys that I have been with have had balls on the smaller side. It doesn’t bother me at all. I like small balls. I like big balls. I like medium sized balls. Ballz ballz ballz. 

And y’all know that I love to show the balls love. I definitely hit up them up before I go near the shaft. ;)

About a year ago, I got an iPad from Santa as a Christmas present. Thanks to that guy and WhosHere, January was a magical month of fucking for me. WH has gone downhill dramatically since then. Bummer.

Anyway! I was chatting with a boy on WH. He looked cute and lived near me. His English was not so good but I was open to meeting him because he was attractive and looked like he would be a fun time. He was the one who threw out the idea of a threesome by asking, “do you want 2:1?” LOL I said yes. Long story short, he said that him and his best friend would come over in a couple of days. 

I was excited but also super ultra mega nervous. I was still getting used to banging randoms and to add a threesome into the mix…whoa now. I had never had a threesome before so I had no idea what to expect.

The big day arrived and they said that they would meet me outside the subway soon. I called my friend freaking the fuck out on her while I waited for the dudes to show up. Finally, I saw 2 cute, but short, guys wandering around and I just knew it was them. I was right. We picked up some chicken and beer and then headed back to my place.

Let me just mention one of the strangest things that has ever happened to me while we were getting the chicken. We’re sitting down and the guy announces that he has a present for me. Um…ok. He pulls out a necklace and a fancy hair tie. LOL Apparently, he works for a shop like Red Eye or something so he just had extra shit laying around that he thought would be a good idea to give me. Thanks, bud.

At my place, we eat the chicken and down beers like there’s no tomorrow. We chit chat and find out more about each other. This is where I first heard the term 불알친구. Because, big surprise!! They’re testicle friends. I’m telling you….it’s all about the 불알친구! 

To get the ball rolling we played a card game that I had never played before or since. I wish I knew what it was because it is very useful in making the clothes come off. We played that for a while and were pretty much down to nothing. They took turns showering and then we finally got down business. 

Unfortunately, a lot of the details are a little hazy now. :( This is why I started this blog! I need to write about shenanigans immediately after it goes down or my former stoner self cannot remember details for shit.

The rest is after the jump! Along with links to pictures of one of the boys. You know you wanna see a hot bod. 

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