This is the Fun Threesome that happened waaaaaaaay back in January just before I went on vacation. This was the one that happened before the Terrible Threesome. I started writing this in response to multiple requests for me to write about it sooo…yeah.

You pervs are really into hearing about the threesomes, huh? You guys need to go out and start making it happen! I wanna read about threesomes tooooooo.

Anyway, let’s begin. This was the night that I met up with my fellow tumblr whores. I mean, girls. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Everyone was SO nice and pretty and friendly and and and I could go on and on. If people seem interesting on tumblr, they’re even better in real life. They were all lovely and ready to have a good time! Definitely my kind of ladies.

We had some drinks and then headed to Baby Gorrilla but the hand stamp said Big Baby so I’m not sure what the real name of it is. That place was full of babies and some round eye. I danced around and was having a nice time but there were absolutely no boyz catching my eye. That’s when I started looking at the ladies. I talked to a beautiful tall Chinese girl but I think she was straight. Nice girl though. And then somehow I found myself dancing with a Korean girl. I cannot remember how I ended up with her but I’m glad I did. I was dancing with her and found out that she was bisexual which made me verrrrrry excited. She also had a tongue ring - HOT. Any kgirls with interesting piercings are automatically smoking in my book.

It was time to move on to Mama’s so I left the hot girl to move onto other things. I was more than a little tipsy as this point so I shoved my shit into a locker and made my way to the bar. I found a wee bit of space near two guys so I made my way in between them to “reach for the menu” and then acted like I had nooooo idea what I wanted. I wasn’t really wearing any pants and no pants = free drinks. Shots were had as well as some other stuff.

They offered me a seat between the two of them and I found out that they were really nice and funny guys. One was Korean (Hotel Guy) and the other one was Half-Korean and Half-Japanese (Chef guy) but definitely brought up Korean. They were pretty cute too. I wasn’t really wearing pants and I was being especially entertaining that night so I knew they both wanted me. I learned that Hotel guy was older than the Chef but I couldn’t really figure out the dynamics of their friendship. I knew they were really close, I knew they both wanted me, and I was pretty sure I could pull off taking both of them home. But I wasn’t sure how to make that happen exactly.

So, I just made sure to talk, flirt, and touch both of them equally. However, I did make sure to pay more attention and make Hotel Guy feel really good. If you get the older one in then the younger one will usually follow….that was my thinking anyway. Y’all know I usually throw out the testicle friends card so I figured - what the hell. They both laughed at that and said that they were very close friends. I took that as a good sign. I think one of them went to the bathroom and that’s when things started happening with Hotel Guy.

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“pee for me”: Um, sorry. I’ll pass.

“korean party sex tumblr”: OMG. Invite me to the sex party. I know there are people who do this in Korea but I don’t know anyone personally. Bummer.

“do korean men have body odor”: Not usually. Fugly smelled like weird meat but that was the first time I’ve ever smelled a Korean dude who smelled not nice.

“how long does it take to smell septum funk”: Not long. I remember it started pretty early. Now, I usually just smell it whenever I move the ring around. You kind of get used to the smell after a while.

“kpop guys uncut dick”: lol, Who would this be referring to? I would love to know who is cut and who isn’t. Makes it easier to imagine.

And for all of the various versions of “Korean penis size”: Please check out My Thoughts on Korean Kocks.

For all of the sex in Korea: Just browse my archives. There are plenty of stories.I’ve talked about 7/11, Trip-X, Hot Baby, The Jap, Spitter, and ummmmm…probably a few others. I looked at my Sex in Korea List and there are SO many that are left to talk about. I’ll never be able to blog about them all.

For threesomes: How I Came to Love Pussy Part 4, 2 Kboys & Kitty, and The Tale of the Terrible Threesome. There is one more but I haven’t blogged about that one yet. It’s full of lolz though. I should really get on top of that.

WHY WAS YOUR LAST THREESOME A DOOZY AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY?!!! bring back the sexual content!! - Anon

Alright, Anon. Here it is – finally!

OK, let’s be clear. I actually had 2 threesomes in the same week back in January. The first one was fun(ny) and the second one was…hmmm. I can’t even think of the right word. Let’s just say that it was NOT A FUN TIME.

Mentally, it really fucked me up and I wasn’t into sex for a while. I’m finally starting to feel better about sex again but I’m being much more selective these days. I’ve actually been denying a bunch of dudes that I’ve boned before which is new for me. Usually, if I let them hit it once I let them do it again unless they were just cray cray or really horrendous in the sack. Soooooo, while this threesome sucked and made me feel like shit, I think it has led me to make much better decisions when it comes to my s-e-x life.

Let’s get to it.

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About a year ago, I got an iPad from Santa as a Christmas present. Thanks to that guy and WhosHere, January was a magical month of fucking for me. WH has gone downhill dramatically since then. Bummer.

Anyway! I was chatting with a boy on WH. He looked cute and lived near me. His English was not so good but I was open to meeting him because he was attractive and looked like he would be a fun time. He was the one who threw out the idea of a threesome by asking, “do you want 2:1?” LOL I said yes. Long story short, he said that him and his best friend would come over in a couple of days. 

I was excited but also super ultra mega nervous. I was still getting used to banging randoms and to add a threesome into the mix…whoa now. I had never had a threesome before so I had no idea what to expect.

The big day arrived and they said that they would meet me outside the subway soon. I called my friend freaking the fuck out on her while I waited for the dudes to show up. Finally, I saw 2 cute, but short, guys wandering around and I just knew it was them. I was right. We picked up some chicken and beer and then headed back to my place.

Let me just mention one of the strangest things that has ever happened to me while we were getting the chicken. We’re sitting down and the guy announces that he has a present for me. Um…ok. He pulls out a necklace and a fancy hair tie. LOL Apparently, he works for a shop like Red Eye or something so he just had extra shit laying around that he thought would be a good idea to give me. Thanks, bud.

At my place, we eat the chicken and down beers like there’s no tomorrow. We chit chat and find out more about each other. This is where I first heard the term 불알친구. Because, big surprise!! They’re testicle friends. I’m telling you….it’s all about the 불알친구! 

To get the ball rolling we played a card game that I had never played before or since. I wish I knew what it was because it is very useful in making the clothes come off. We played that for a while and were pretty much down to nothing. They took turns showering and then we finally got down business. 

Unfortunately, a lot of the details are a little hazy now. :( This is why I started this blog! I need to write about shenanigans immediately after it goes down or my former stoner self cannot remember details for shit.

The rest is after the jump! Along with links to pictures of one of the boys. You know you wanna see a hot bod. 

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Warning: SEXPLICIT content. Seriously. I’m not fucking around about this. If you don’t like reading about sex, threesomes, or pussy, then you should skip this one. 

I get this text from the Jap at 6:30pm.

“i’d like to do threesome”

Well, yeah, me too. But I don’t know anyone who is really into that or else I would be doing it all the time. 

“i have korean friend. she wanna try it.” 

HOLY SHIT. YES. 

“when? where?” 

I responded that my place is fine and that anytime was ok. I was expecting him to throw out sometime a few days later or something but instead he says….

“she will come at 10:30 u ok?”

Ummm….TONIGHT?

“yes” 

And that’s how it began. 

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