kittykittykorea:

I have seen a lot of penis in Korea. 

So, let me give you the truth. Are you ready for some realtalkmotherfuckingtruelifeshit?? (And some t-errible writing skillz? And the word penis X500?)

Then, let’s get it!

Warning: This post contains sexual content and is meant for you hos that are ages 18+. 

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East-asia-guys just reblogged my most popular post to date. There are sooo many other posts to see, people!

Actually, I’m feeling inspired to post some of my kdick pics. Who would be interested in those? No faces. Just dickkkkk.

Also. This blog. ^^ east-asia-guys….possibly my new favorite blog. So many boys. So much dick. So much gay. I cannot handle. It’s h-o-t.

Yeah, I tapped that last night. Behold…the Best Lover Ever.

This is the Fun Threesome that happened waaaaaaaay back in January just before I went on vacation. This was the one that happened before the Terrible Threesome. I started writing this in response to multiple requests for me to write about it sooo…yeah.

You pervs are really into hearing about the threesomes, huh? You guys need to go out and start making it happen! I wanna read about threesomes tooooooo.

Anyway, let’s begin. This was the night that I met up with my fellow tumblr whores. I mean, girls. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Everyone was SO nice and pretty and friendly and and and I could go on and on. If people seem interesting on tumblr, they’re even better in real life. They were all lovely and ready to have a good time! Definitely my kind of ladies.

We had some drinks and then headed to Baby Gorrilla but the hand stamp said Big Baby so I’m not sure what the real name of it is. That place was full of babies and some round eye. I danced around and was having a nice time but there were absolutely no boyz catching my eye. That’s when I started looking at the ladies. I talked to a beautiful tall Chinese girl but I think she was straight. Nice girl though. And then somehow I found myself dancing with a Korean girl. I cannot remember how I ended up with her but I’m glad I did. I was dancing with her and found out that she was bisexual which made me verrrrrry excited. She also had a tongue ring - HOT. Any kgirls with interesting piercings are automatically smoking in my book.

It was time to move on to Mama’s so I left the hot girl to move onto other things. I was more than a little tipsy as this point so I shoved my shit into a locker and made my way to the bar. I found a wee bit of space near two guys so I made my way in between them to “reach for the menu” and then acted like I had nooooo idea what I wanted. I wasn’t really wearing any pants and no pants = free drinks. Shots were had as well as some other stuff.

They offered me a seat between the two of them and I found out that they were really nice and funny guys. One was Korean (Hotel Guy) and the other one was Half-Korean and Half-Japanese (Chef guy) but definitely brought up Korean. They were pretty cute too. I wasn’t really wearing pants and I was being especially entertaining that night so I knew they both wanted me. I learned that Hotel guy was older than the Chef but I couldn’t really figure out the dynamics of their friendship. I knew they were really close, I knew they both wanted me, and I was pretty sure I could pull off taking both of them home. But I wasn’t sure how to make that happen exactly.

So, I just made sure to talk, flirt, and touch both of them equally. However, I did make sure to pay more attention and make Hotel Guy feel really good. If you get the older one in then the younger one will usually follow….that was my thinking anyway. Y’all know I usually throw out the testicle friends card so I figured - what the hell. They both laughed at that and said that they were very close friends. I took that as a good sign. I think one of them went to the bathroom and that’s when things started happening with Hotel Guy.

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“pee for me”: Um, sorry. I’ll pass.

“korean party sex tumblr”: OMG. Invite me to the sex party. I know there are people who do this in Korea but I don’t know anyone personally. Bummer.

“do korean men have body odor”: Not usually. Fugly smelled like weird meat but that was the first time I’ve ever smelled a Korean dude who smelled not nice.

“how long does it take to smell septum funk”: Not long. I remember it started pretty early. Now, I usually just smell it whenever I move the ring around. You kind of get used to the smell after a while.

“kpop guys uncut dick”: lol, Who would this be referring to? I would love to know who is cut and who isn’t. Makes it easier to imagine.

And for all of the various versions of “Korean penis size”: Please check out My Thoughts on Korean Kocks.

For all of the sex in Korea: Just browse my archives. There are plenty of stories.I’ve talked about 7/11, Trip-X, Hot Baby, The Jap, Spitter, and ummmmm…probably a few others. I looked at my Sex in Korea List and there are SO many that are left to talk about. I’ll never be able to blog about them all.

For threesomes: How I Came to Love Pussy Part 4, 2 Kboys & Kitty, and The Tale of the Terrible Threesome. There is one more but I haven’t blogged about that one yet. It’s full of lolz though. I should really get on top of that.

I am so behind in telling my sex adventures.

Bicycle. Remember him? I barely do.

He was blowing up my phone after we met the first time. Constantly. After 1-2 weeks I was finally free so I allowed him to come over.

For the record: He wanted to come over to fuck. That was the plan. OK?

OK.

It was early in the evening. He was stone cold sober.

OK? OK.

Then why the fuck couldn’t he get hard???????????????????? And why did he keep saying he was shy boy? And why did he say he was so nervous????? And why was it because I was his first foreigner???????????

Stop it. That shit is totally annoying. He had been begging me for almost 2 weeks to come over for sexy fun times. He can’t blow my kakao up for that long and then come over to act a fool.

We messed around but never had sex. He annoyed me so much that I eventually told him that I was just gonna use my vibrator. I did let him get involved by telling him to kiss my nipples. And do you know what he did? He “pop kissed” my nipple over and over. I told him to lick my nipples. He licked them like a lollipop. -_-  I was so unimpressed that after I finished, I told him that I was tired and he should go home.

We haven’t spoken much since.

Fucking weirdo.

WHY WAS YOUR LAST THREESOME A DOOZY AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY?!!! bring back the sexual content!! - Anon

Alright, Anon. Here it is – finally!

OK, let’s be clear. I actually had 2 threesomes in the same week back in January. The first one was fun(ny) and the second one was…hmmm. I can’t even think of the right word. Let’s just say that it was NOT A FUN TIME.

Mentally, it really fucked me up and I wasn’t into sex for a while. I’m finally starting to feel better about sex again but I’m being much more selective these days. I’ve actually been denying a bunch of dudes that I’ve boned before which is new for me. Usually, if I let them hit it once I let them do it again unless they were just cray cray or really horrendous in the sack. Soooooo, while this threesome sucked and made me feel like shit, I think it has led me to make much better decisions when it comes to my s-e-x life.

Let’s get to it.

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I’m sooooo behind! Sorry, guys.

Here is a big ass list of Anon Asks that are quite sexual in nature. Enjoy!^^

And as always, feel free to send me messages/asks/comments or email me at kittykittykorea dot gmail dot com. ;)

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About a year ago, I got an iPad from Santa as a Christmas present. Thanks to that guy and WhosHere, January was a magical month of fucking for me. WH has gone downhill dramatically since then. Bummer.

Anyway! I was chatting with a boy on WH. He looked cute and lived near me. His English was not so good but I was open to meeting him because he was attractive and looked like he would be a fun time. He was the one who threw out the idea of a threesome by asking, “do you want 2:1?” LOL I said yes. Long story short, he said that him and his best friend would come over in a couple of days. 

I was excited but also super ultra mega nervous. I was still getting used to banging randoms and to add a threesome into the mix…whoa now. I had never had a threesome before so I had no idea what to expect.

The big day arrived and they said that they would meet me outside the subway soon. I called my friend freaking the fuck out on her while I waited for the dudes to show up. Finally, I saw 2 cute, but short, guys wandering around and I just knew it was them. I was right. We picked up some chicken and beer and then headed back to my place.

Let me just mention one of the strangest things that has ever happened to me while we were getting the chicken. We’re sitting down and the guy announces that he has a present for me. Um…ok. He pulls out a necklace and a fancy hair tie. LOL Apparently, he works for a shop like Red Eye or something so he just had extra shit laying around that he thought would be a good idea to give me. Thanks, bud.

At my place, we eat the chicken and down beers like there’s no tomorrow. We chit chat and find out more about each other. This is where I first heard the term 불알친구. Because, big surprise!! They’re testicle friends. I’m telling you….it’s all about the 불알친구! 

To get the ball rolling we played a card game that I had never played before or since. I wish I knew what it was because it is very useful in making the clothes come off. We played that for a while and were pretty much down to nothing. They took turns showering and then we finally got down business. 

Unfortunately, a lot of the details are a little hazy now. :( This is why I started this blog! I need to write about shenanigans immediately after it goes down or my former stoner self cannot remember details for shit.

The rest is after the jump! Along with links to pictures of one of the boys. You know you wanna see a hot bod. 

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if I ever got the balls (figuratively speaking haha) to get down with a girl it would be cool if it was with you- cause you seem to know a lot and you’re really nice :)

Awww, thanks! You’re too sweet. I’m no expert when it comes to getting it on with girls. Damn. I wish I was! I need more ladies in my bed. 

I like to think I’m nice when it comes to bedroom antics. I mean, I can be a dirty, naughty, slut, but I can also be super easy going. I’m really good at making people feel comfortable and have fun both in and out of the bedroom. 

Actually, I’ve had a few psychics tell me that I have the gift of empathy. It’s totally true. I think that’s why it’s so easy for me to feel a connection with someone in bed which makes us both have a good time. 

I’d love to guide you on your first girl experience, Anon. ;)

yay I made it onto anon asks! I’m the anon with the “sexytime” ask ^_^ yes- I’m female! you should come to my country :p

Oh, baby. I wish I could. You should just come to Korea! 

does lesbian porn make you wet? meow

Yes, it can make me wet. But…I think I might actually prefer reading than watching. I’ve recently gotten into manga (hentai, yuri, yaoi, etc) and I’ve been reading shit from cliterati.co.uk since I was in high school. 

Porn is usually so ridiculous and most of those bitches aren’t even into girls. Plus, they’re alllllllllllllllll shaved or waxed completely bare. I actually prefer bush or at least some carpet. Porn is just too… choreographed. It’s too over the top. The girls usually look trashy too. 

I get way more turned on by reading smut and then letting my mind wander. My imagination is a thousand times hotter and dirtier than any porn. ;) 

This here is the best lesbian porn I’ve ever seen, so I hope you enjoy this and hopefully you experience lesbian sex like this. ;) 

Wow. Thanks for the suggestion, Anon! I watched it all and it was pretty good. It definitely made me wet. Damnit, Anon. You got me all horny so when the Spitter texted me asking to come over tonight, I agreed. I’m going to be sore for days thanks to you. 

have you gotten down with any more ladies since the last story? ;)

Unfortunately, no. Boooooooooooooo. I’m quite upset about that. I really want some more ladies in my bed. All I want to do is eat pussy. And 69. and fingerbang a girl from behind like Whitney and that other bitch in the Real L Word in the bathroom at some party. Why is that so hard?!?! 

I had plans to get down with a white girl and her Korean boyfriend but we had to reschedule. Damn. I’m keeping my fingers crossed that we can make this happen when I get back to Korea in March. They’re both attractive but I’m especially interested in the girl. She’s hottt.  I’m definitely excited to get down with those two. 

The last time I got down with any white person was in October 2009. O_O I wonder if that will change when I go home for a month. I am going to Mardi Gras and I plan on getting tons of bad ass beads. I hope I don’t end up on Girls Gone Wild. lolz Plus, I’m getting my VCH piercing?! Damn. My tits and hoo-ha are going to be out the whole time. kkkkkk

I need to get off tumblr and clean my fucking apartment. It only gets cleaned when someone comes over to bang. 

This is the routine:

1. Clean a bit.
2. Make a drink. Usually Jim Beam with a hint of Cock. I mean, Coke. 
3. Clean some more.
4. Drink some more.
5. Take out the trash.
6. Shower.
7. Put on something slutty. 

Oh shit! I don’t have any Coke. I guess I’m off to buy Coke Zero and some new batteries for my vibrator. You know, priorities. 

Ugh. I was super mega ultra busy last week so I didn’t get to post about anything fun.

But! Y’all are a bunch of pervs and sent me some *very* interesting questions. :P hehe I think you’ll enjoy this post and I’ll try to answer your questions as best I can.

Enjoy the goodness after the jump.

Warning: This is about sex. And Pussy. Meow meow. 

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This is my expertise. I swear to god, I may as well have my doctorate in fucking Korean dudes.

Warning: This is about banging dudes. If you want to actually date a guy, you should probs skip this post. All guys are different and will go for different things and yadda fucking yadda. You know my spiel. This should not be taken seriously but I sincerely believe that doing these things has gotten me laid a number of times.

PS- please excuse the truly horrendous writing in this post. It probably makes no fucking sense. Just tell me if something is really eff’ed up and you need some clarification about what the hell I’m talking about.

PPS- sorry for the length but I wanted to give you very detailed information.

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Warning: SEXPLICIT content. Seriously. I’m not fucking around about this. If you don’t like reading about sex, threesomes, or pussy, then you should skip this one. 

I get this text from the Jap at 6:30pm.

“i’d like to do threesome”

Well, yeah, me too. But I don’t know anyone who is really into that or else I would be doing it all the time. 

“i have korean friend. she wanna try it.” 

HOLY SHIT. YES. 

“when? where?” 

I responded that my place is fine and that anytime was ok. I was expecting him to throw out sometime a few days later or something but instead he says….

“she will come at 10:30 u ok?”

Ummm….TONIGHT?

“yes” 

And that’s how it began. 

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I have seen a lot of penis in Korea. 

So, let me give you the truth. Are you ready for some realtalkmotherfuckingtruelifeshit?? (And some t-errible writing skillz? And the word penis X500?)

Then, let’s get it!

Warning: This post contains sexual content and is meant for you hos that are ages 18+. 

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First Question! What what! I got ridiculously excited about my first Ask. It does say Ask Me Anything and I mean it….nothing is off limits! 

Yeah, my life is strange. I really do ask myself “is this real life??” waaaaaay too often.  Roll with me, boo! And weird shit will happen to you too. 

Unfortunately, my hook ups with Korean guys haven’t been anywhere too crazy. Lame!! It really is a shame because I’m a total exhibitionist and love to get it on in as many places as possible. 

Let’s rewind to High School and University. I dated a guy for 4.5 years and he was the one I lost my virginity too. He was really kinky and adventurous in bed and I totally give him credit for making me an awesome lover. Anyway, if we wanted to bang we had to be super secret about it which meant we often had to do it wherever we could. Oh, and there was another boyfriend before him where we would also fool around in as many places as possible (but not sex). 

Places that I boned in America:

• Outside on a private hill. BEST.SEX.EVER. We made love all afternoon and into the evening hours. It was beautiful.
• In a truck all over Tennessee. lol I have had truck love almost as many times as I’ve had sex in a bed. 
• Blockbuster parking lot in the middle of the afternoon in my car.
• Got busted by the cops for hooking up in a strip mall parking lot and by the lake. I was so young that they just made us leave with a warning. 
• Barn. Whipped cream was involved.
• Cemetery (+ mary jane)
• Boat.
• Boat dock in a boat that didn’t belong to us.
• In the lake. 
• Movie theater. 
• On the couch with his mom sitting on the floor in front of us. 
• Church van on the way back from some church event. 
• Church.

I definitely owe my new found love of vagina to…the Jap. 

Yeah, the guy I met through WH. 

I refer to him as the Jap because he is Japanese. Very Japanese. But also half-Korean. But doesn’t seem Korean…at all. 

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