Now, all y’all have probably seen My Thoughts On Korean Kocks and I still stand by all of it.
I wholeheartedly believe that Korean guys have a wide range of peen sizes just like any other country. However, I was still side-eyeing the articles claiming that Koreans have the smallest dicks in all the land. That just didn’t feel true to me.
Someone left a comment on my post with a link to the Korean Penis Facts Blog. This cat, I don’t know who he is, but maybe the Vincent K character that posted the blog has found the “truth” about Korean Kock size. Whatever that means.
Basically, his take on this “unfortunate misunderstanding” (indeed, Sir!) is that every other country on the average penis length survey used erectile lengths. However, Korean Penis Facts Man did a little research and uncovered that the study everyone references used the flaccid stretched penis length for Korean men.
And as this clearly scientific Wikipedia article declares, “Flaccid penis length is a poor estimate of erect length.”
So, there you have it. I would love to hear anymore thoughts or information on this obviously important topic.
My thoughts on Korean Kocks…
I have seen a lot of penis in Korea.
So, let me give you the truth. Are you ready for some realtalkmotherfuckingtruelifeshit?? (And some t-errible writing skillz? And the word penis X500?)
Then, let’s get it!
Warning: This post contains sexual content and is meant for you hos that are ages 18+.
East-asia-guys just reblogged my most popular post to date. There are sooo many other posts to see, people!
Actually, I’m feeling inspired to post some of my kdick pics. Who would be interested in those? No faces. Just dickkkkk.
Also. This blog. ^^ east-asia-guys….possibly my new favorite blog. So many boys. So much dick. So much gay. I cannot handle. It’s h-o-t.
Kitty lands in San Diego!
I made it to SD. I arrived in business class style which was awesome…until they lost two of my bags at LAX. -_- Don’t worry. I got them the next day.
I started work last Monday. It has been overwhelming but I’m learning new things every day. The days fly by and it’s way better than teaching.
I got an apartment! Actually, I’m renting a really cute condo in University Heights. Sooooooo, if you ever find yourself in the area just holler at me. :)
I met a Korean guy that I’ve been talking to on OKC for the past couple of months. He’s really tall! Definitely not a loser. He’s like a super winner standing at 6’5. It’s crazy to be looking up at him all the time. We’ll call him Giraffe. He wants to bang but I’m trying to revirginize…or something. lol We just make out and grope each other. It’s kind of fun because it reminds me of high school.
He’s coming over again tonight. I don’t think he’ll get lucky but we’ll probably still have a fun time.
For all y’all in the know about SD….
I’m currently staying in La Jolla and there are loads of Asians here. But. I’m moving to University Heights! Are there any hot men to be found over in that area? I mostly saw dirty hippies and hipster types. What are some good places to go to in my new ‘hood?
2 Kboys & Kitty II
This is the Fun Threesome that happened waaaaaaaay back in January just before I went on vacation. This was the one that happened before the Terrible Threesome. I started writing this in response to multiple requests for me to write about it sooo…yeah.
You pervs are really into hearing about the threesomes, huh? You guys need to go out and start making it happen! I wanna read about threesomes tooooooo.
Anyway, let’s begin. This was the night that I met up with my fellow tumblr whores. I mean, girls. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Everyone was SO nice and pretty and friendly and and and I could go on and on. If people seem interesting on tumblr, they’re even better in real life. They were all lovely and ready to have a good time! Definitely my kind of ladies.
We had some drinks and then headed to Baby Gorrilla but the hand stamp said Big Baby so I’m not sure what the real name of it is. That place was full of babies and some round eye. I danced around and was having a nice time but there were absolutely no boyz catching my eye. That’s when I started looking at the ladies. I talked to a beautiful tall Chinese girl but I think she was straight. Nice girl though. And then somehow I found myself dancing with a Korean girl. I cannot remember how I ended up with her but I’m glad I did. I was dancing with her and found out that she was bisexual which made me verrrrrry excited. She also had a tongue ring - HOT. Any kgirls with interesting piercings are automatically smoking in my book.
It was time to move on to Mama’s so I left the hot girl to move onto other things. I was more than a little tipsy as this point so I shoved my shit into a locker and made my way to the bar. I found a wee bit of space near two guys so I made my way in between them to “reach for the menu” and then acted like I had nooooo idea what I wanted. I wasn’t really wearing any pants and no pants = free drinks. Shots were had as well as some other stuff.
They offered me a seat between the two of them and I found out that they were really nice and funny guys. One was Korean (Hotel Guy) and the other one was Half-Korean and Half-Japanese (Chef guy) but definitely brought up Korean. They were pretty cute too. I wasn’t really wearing pants and I was being especially entertaining that night so I knew they both wanted me. I learned that Hotel guy was older than the Chef but I couldn’t really figure out the dynamics of their friendship. I knew they were really close, I knew they both wanted me, and I was pretty sure I could pull off taking both of them home. But I wasn’t sure how to make that happen exactly.
So, I just made sure to talk, flirt, and touch both of them equally. However, I did make sure to pay more attention and make Hotel Guy feel really good. If you get the older one in then the younger one will usually follow….that was my thinking anyway. Y’all know I usually throw out the testicle friends card so I figured - what the hell. They both laughed at that and said that they were very close friends. I took that as a good sign. I think one of them went to the bathroom and that’s when things started happening with Hotel Guy.
Introducing….The Sex God
Ah, fun times with the Sex God.
Did I ever give a proper introduction to SG? I guess not. Hmmm. That’s a funny story. I mentioned him a couple of weeks ago but I didn’t say much. Alright, I was hanging out in Jongno with some friends. I think I was showing them some OKC nonsense and I got that So And So wants to meet you. I looked at his profile and I freaked out. “You guys! This is totally Blah Blah Blah!” They freaked out with me and said that I should definitely meet him for dinner. I said that I was interested in meeting him too and we decided to meet with friends a couple of hours later.
Met for dinner but afterwards, everyone left and he suggested we get a drink. I was down but I really thought it was just a friendly kind of thing. My friends all said he seemed like a nice guy. A good guy. AKA A guy that wouldn’t dare try to stick it in on the first meeting. I totally thought we would get a drink and then go our separate ways and consider him a new friend. I wasn’t all that physically attracted to him but his personality is awesome. I wanted to know more about him so I couldn’t pass up the chance.
We went to a bar and had a few drinks and talked and talked and talked. It was so much fun! We were both having a good time but I still didn’t think it was going to head anywhere scandalous. But then it did. Story of my life. It came out of (almost) nowhere but he leaned over and kissed me. And it was nice. We talked and drank some more. I think he stole another kiss and then he invited me to his place. I was having fun and I really wanted to know what else he had up his sleeve because I was really enjoying those kisses.
We hopped in a cab and went to his place (which is awesome). I think we made out in the playground and were getting quite handsy. We made our way inside and pretty much got down to business immediately.
He blew me away. THE SEX WAS FUCKINGFANTASTIC. We banged at least twice that night and then 2 more times in the morning. He pretty much broke my vagina but it was totally worth it. I went home and he continued to contact me throughout the next week.
Last Sunday he invited me over again. Actually, he did on Saturday too but I declined for some reason. We banged multiple times and then I left super fucking early in the morning. And, again, it was FUCKINGFANTASTIC.
Let’s go to the latest sexy times adventure though…
Hot Sexplicit Content after the cut!
I am so behind in telling my sex adventures.
Bicycle. Remember him? I barely do.
He was blowing up my phone after we met the first time. Constantly. After 1-2 weeks I was finally free so I allowed him to come over.
For the record: He wanted to come over to fuck. That was the plan. OK?
It was early in the evening. He was stone cold sober.
Then why the fuck couldn’t he get hard???????????????????? And why did he keep saying he was shy boy? And why did he say he was so nervous????? And why was it because I was his first foreigner???????????
Stop it. That shit is totally annoying. He had been begging me for almost 2 weeks to come over for sexy fun times. He can’t blow my kakao up for that long and then come over to act a fool.
We messed around but never had sex. He annoyed me so much that I eventually told him that I was just gonna use my vibrator. I did let him get involved by telling him to kiss my nipples. And do you know what he did? He “pop kissed” my nipple over and over. I told him to lick my nipples. He licked them like a lollipop. -_- I was so unimpressed that after I finished, I told him that I was tired and he should go home.
We haven’t spoken much since.
The Tale of the Terrible Threesome
WHY WAS YOUR LAST THREESOME A DOOZY AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY?!!! bring back the sexual content!! - Anon
Alright, Anon. Here it is – finally!
OK, let’s be clear. I actually had 2 threesomes in the same week back in January. The first one was fun(ny) and the second one was…hmmm. I can’t even think of the right word. Let’s just say that it was NOT A FUN TIME.
Mentally, it really fucked me up and I wasn’t into sex for a while. I’m finally starting to feel better about sex again but I’m being much more selective these days. I’ve actually been denying a bunch of dudes that I’ve boned before which is new for me. Usually, if I let them hit it once I let them do it again unless they were just cray cray or really horrendous in the sack. Soooooo, while this threesome sucked and made me feel like shit, I think it has led me to make much better decisions when it comes to my s-e-x life.
Let’s get to it.
Real Talk with Bicycle and Kitty
Remember Bicycle guy from the weekend? I thought I may never hear from again but that definitely has not been the case. We’ve been texting every day and it has been nice.
He’s been using his “shy boy” card but I told him that I am over that shit. Shy boys are so boring! Anyway!
THIS conversation happened last night via Kakaotalk and it’s…ridiculous. And bizarre. It made me laugh but also made me do this O_o a lot.
Bicycle: do you like a cat?
Bicycle: i am your pet. mew mew (weird emoticon). mewing mewing mew mew?
Me: kkkkk meow
Bicycle: meow meow~
Me: haha you’re funny (because what am I supposed to say to that?!)
Bicycle: i am your a pet. i want you to handle me roughly. meow meow~
Me: kkkkk really? you want me to be rough? i don’t know if you can handle it.
Bicycle: i can do it. kk im your pet. meow meow
Me: (alien girl head)
Bicycle: i will do as you are told~ meow meow. (cat paw)(cat paw)(cat paw)(cat paw)
Bicycle: what do you want me? (cat paw)(cat paw)
Me: kkk i don’t know
Bicycle: hhhh you are shy girl kkkk
I mean…what?! LOL
The conversation then led me to tell him that I like being submissive. I wanna be the slave and he can be the master. Well, now he is taking that and running with it. He has also made it known that he wants my “anus” and he wants to use my vibrators. Ok, then.
So my friend and I are in a bit of a...well, it's not exactly an argument. She claims that men with large 'bulges' just have huge balls ( take Onew for example. She says the dubu bulge is alll balls D: ). I think that it means they have larger dicks. Do you have any insight on the matter? :3 and let me just say, unf, I love your blog to bits and pieces! <3
hahaha I like this question and thanks for the love, baby!
Ok, I’m going to make a very general statement but I feel like I can stand by it 90%.
But before I make the Very General Statement, I’ll just go ahead and say that I don’t know what creates such big bulges. I think it’s a combo of a pee-pee laying on top of some ballz. Neither of them may be big but when they’re together then they can make something quite substantial. haha Honestly, I’m not an expert on how dicks hang and how that affects a bulge. I think a lot of things play a factor in a bulge. For example, the tightness of pants, boxers or briefs, hard or soft cock…there’s a lot going on down there!
But…for Korean guys…I’m going to disagree with your friend. I don’t think a large bulge just means large balls.
Because!!! Here is my Very General Statement.
Korean dudes have small balls.
LOL. I was *just* thinking about this last night. Yesterday’s Dude (—> I think I’ll call him Bicycle. He’s really into that. kkk) had tiny balls. I was legit thinking…”Does this dude have balls?! O_o Where are they?!” I found them but they were very small.
And then I started thinking about allllllllllll of the men I’ve been with in Korea. I do think they almost all have balls that are on the small side. Or they’re just normal. But I haven’t been with any Korean dick that had significant balls. One guy did send me a pic though on WH and I was shocked because he had some large balls. But that’s 1 dick! Out of….a lot. hahahah
I do think dicks and balls come in alllllllllllll shapes and sizes but I’m usually left thinking that a majority of the guys that I have been with have had balls on the smaller side. It doesn’t bother me at all. I like small balls. I like big balls. I like medium sized balls. Ballz ballz ballz.
And y’all know that I love to show the balls love. I definitely hit up them up before I go near the shaft. ;)
Recap of Yesterday
Went to Edae with a friend for lunch and some light shopping. Ate at some cafe in some alley —> La La La Lasim. I think that was the name. It was meh…not bad. I was satisfied…’ish.
I bought a new BB Cream and Lip Tint from Etude House. I went there because I was hoping to stock up on more SHINee clear files. Success! And a bromide. I’ll try to post Etude House goodness in a bit.
Went to a piercing place. I can’t remember the name. The one with the pierced baby doll hanging around the door. I bought a black matte septum ring from there for 6k. Price was OK but I don’t know if I was feeling the dude or not. Oh wait. I wasn’t. I wouldn’t go back to him. A couple of doors down was another piercing shop. I think the name was Dead. I’ll have to look for the card later. Anyway, I bought more stuff for my septum at 8k a piece. I would definitely go back to that guy. He had good energy and was willing to change the balls out on the pieces I wanted.
Walked into the usual cheap ass shops to look around but they were crazy crowded so we got the hell out of there and just went to A-land and Mixxo. I bought a bad ass spring cape jacket thing which I am super excited to bust out. Now, if only the temperature would start rising a bit….
I got home and laid down but decided to cruise WH for shits and giggles. A guy messaged me and I decided to respond. He immediately comes back with a “I know you. I know your friend!”
Um….what?! One of my friends (who already has a BF) has been wanting to hook me up with a guy that lives near us that she met through her co-worker. Apparently, this was that guy! He had seen my picture and recognized me on WH. It was kind of embarrassing. lol Oh well. We decided to meet at 8pm. I spent the next 90 minutes rushing around cleaning my apartment and getting ready. I pulled it off and was only 5 minutes late.
Not as handsome as his pictures but he was still a good looking guy. We went to a couple of places. Ate some food. Had some alcohol. His English wasn’t great but it got better as he drank. I could tell he was feeling me so I told him that I wanted to head back to my hood/house. I told him he could come but that his ass needed to go home at the end of the night.
We stop by 7-11 and head to my place. Home boys always like to front and say that they are a “strong man” and can drink sooooooooooo much alcohol. That’s usually a straight up lie. I can drink more than those fuckers almost every single time. There were a few guys that were ridiculous though and I ended up getting wasted and they were barely tipsy.
Anyway! I’ll just bullet things…
- We didn’t kiss or bang but plenty of other fun stuff happened.
- Not kissing him was probably for the best. Some boys are just so terrible at kissing that it totally ruins the mood for me. I didn’t even give him the chance to fuck it up and I don’t regret it at all.
- He was very excited by my piercings. His favorite was my navel.
- My trimmed pubic hair was a surprise for him. He liked it.
- I think he’s into butt play. As in, he wants things done to his ass. O_o
- Pretty sure he would have been unable to have sex.
Whisky Soju Dick strikes again.
- He ended up falling asleep afterwards and his ass didn’t want to leave. I didn’t feel like putting up a fight so I just laid down too. That fucker moved around allllllllllllll night though. -_-
- It seemed like he hung around for forever this morning. We weren’t doing anything…just hanging out. I was thinking, “Why won’t you leave?! Go home!”
- I think we’ll meet again though.
I’m sooooo behind! Sorry, guys.
Here is a big ass list of Anon Asks that are quite sexual in nature. Enjoy!^^
And as always, feel free to send me messages/asks/comments or email me at kittykittykorea dot gmail dot com. ;)
2 Kboys & Kitty
About a year ago, I got an iPad from Santa as a Christmas present. Thanks to that guy and WhosHere, January was a magical month of fucking for me. WH has gone downhill dramatically since then. Bummer.
Anyway! I was chatting with a boy on WH. He looked cute and lived near me. His English was not so good but I was open to meeting him because he was attractive and looked like he would be a fun time. He was the one who threw out the idea of a threesome by asking, “do you want 2:1?” LOL I said yes. Long story short, he said that him and his best friend would come over in a couple of days.
I was excited but also super ultra mega nervous. I was still getting used to banging randoms and to add a threesome into the mix…whoa now. I had never had a threesome before so I had no idea what to expect.
The big day arrived and they said that they would meet me outside the subway soon. I called my friend freaking the fuck out on her while I waited for the dudes to show up. Finally, I saw 2 cute, but short, guys wandering around and I just knew it was them. I was right. We picked up some chicken and beer and then headed back to my place.
Let me just mention one of the strangest things that has ever happened to me while we were getting the chicken. We’re sitting down and the guy announces that he has a present for me. Um…ok. He pulls out a necklace and a fancy hair tie. LOL Apparently, he works for a shop like Red Eye or something so he just had extra shit laying around that he thought would be a good idea to give me. Thanks, bud.
At my place, we eat the chicken and down beers like there’s no tomorrow. We chit chat and find out more about each other. This is where I first heard the term 불알친구. Because, big surprise!! They’re testicle friends. I’m telling you….it’s all about the 불알친구!
To get the ball rolling we played a card game that I had never played before or since. I wish I knew what it was because it is very useful in making the clothes come off. We played that for a while and were pretty much down to nothing. They took turns showering and then we finally got down business.
Unfortunately, a lot of the details are a little hazy now. :( This is why I started this blog! I need to write about shenanigans immediately after it goes down or my former stoner self cannot remember details for shit.
The rest is after the jump! Along with links to pictures of one of the boys. You know you wanna see a hot bod.
How to have a Threesome with Korean Men
The Spitter came over last night. He knew that I was sore for days after the last fuckfest so he took it easy on me this time around. That dude can last FOREVER. He’s like the energizer bunny which is so refreshing when so many boys cum waaaaaaaaay too fast. For example, one motherfucker stuck it in out in out in out in and then he came. -_- I was not impressed.
Anyway, the Spitter is fun. He asked me if I wanted to have a threesome with his best friend. Um, YEAH. Totally. The best friend is tall and handsome and says he’s good at sex. Let me be the judge of that, cowboy.
I asked Spitter if they were going to do anything to each other. I still giggle remembering his reaction. Of course not! They don’t want to do anything to each other. They just want to fuck the same girl and the same time. Alright, more fun time for me.
My second question was if he had ever had a threesome before. He had. One of his female friends and one of her juniors. But! He said they didn’t do anything to each other. They didn’t even kiss! They did suck his dick together though and I think homeboy enjoyed that.
This reminded me to let you guys in on a little secret. If you ever want to have a threesome with 2 Korean boys, just ask if his 불알친구 can join in. I think that’s the right spelling. It literally translates to “testicle friends” and it basically means they’re BFF’s.
It also implies that they’ve probably seen each other’s testicles and hello! This is Korea. I’m sure they’ve been to more than one sauna or jjimjilbang together. Honestly, them fucking a girl together makes them spending naked time together less gay.
I’ve asked a number of guys if we could have a threesome together. Most of them are very keen to get down with another girl and so am I! But…girls are hard to come by. Sadz. So, I throw out the 불알친구 card and believe it or not…they actually consider it. If I pushed for it enough, I think a lot of them would agree to it.
I would say 7 out of 10 guys said they would consider it. That’s pretty significant! Out of the 7, my guess is about 2-3 would actually happen mostly because one of them probs has a girlfriend or they live in different cities. When I first ask them about it, they’re not really into the idea but I explain to them that threesomes are the best thing ever and they don’t have to do anything to each other. After hearing that, they’re more likely to consider it.
Alright, the secret’s out. I better start seeing you bitches blogging about threesomes now.
How to Bang a Korean Man
This is my expertise. I swear to god, I may as well have my doctorate in fucking Korean dudes.
Warning: This is about banging dudes. If you want to actually date a guy, you should probs skip this post. All guys are different and will go for different things and yadda fucking yadda. You know my spiel. This should not be taken seriously but I sincerely believe that doing these things has gotten me laid a number of times.
PS- please excuse the truly horrendous writing in this post. It probably makes no fucking sense. Just tell me if something is really eff’ed up and you need some clarification about what the hell I’m talking about.
PPS- sorry for the length but I wanted to give you very detailed information.
Korean Men and Oral Sex
Prepare yourself for some not so great news.
Warning: This post contains sexual content. If you do not want to read about such things, then move on. I suggest you read more though. ;)