Introducing….The Sex God
Ah, fun times with the Sex God.
Did I ever give a proper introduction to SG? I guess not. Hmmm. That’s a funny story. I mentioned him a couple of weeks ago but I didn’t say much. Alright, I was hanging out in Jongno with some friends. I think I was showing them some OKC nonsense and I got that So And So wants to meet you. I looked at his profile and I freaked out. “You guys! This is totally Blah Blah Blah!” They freaked out with me and said that I should definitely meet him for dinner. I said that I was interested in meeting him too and we decided to meet with friends a couple of hours later.
Met for dinner but afterwards, everyone left and he suggested we get a drink. I was down but I really thought it was just a friendly kind of thing. My friends all said he seemed like a nice guy. A good guy. AKA A guy that wouldn’t dare try to stick it in on the first meeting. I totally thought we would get a drink and then go our separate ways and consider him a new friend. I wasn’t all that physically attracted to him but his personality is awesome. I wanted to know more about him so I couldn’t pass up the chance.
We went to a bar and had a few drinks and talked and talked and talked. It was so much fun! We were both having a good time but I still didn’t think it was going to head anywhere scandalous. But then it did. Story of my life. It came out of (almost) nowhere but he leaned over and kissed me. And it was nice. We talked and drank some more. I think he stole another kiss and then he invited me to his place. I was having fun and I really wanted to know what else he had up his sleeve because I was really enjoying those kisses.
We hopped in a cab and went to his place (which is awesome). I think we made out in the playground and were getting quite handsy. We made our way inside and pretty much got down to business immediately.
He blew me away. THE SEX WAS FUCKINGFANTASTIC. We banged at least twice that night and then 2 more times in the morning. He pretty much broke my vagina but it was totally worth it. I went home and he continued to contact me throughout the next week.
Last Sunday he invited me over again. Actually, he did on Saturday too but I declined for some reason. We banged multiple times and then I left super fucking early in the morning. And, again, it was FUCKINGFANTASTIC.
Let’s go to the latest sexy times adventure though…
Hot Sexplicit Content after the cut!
How creative have the Korean men been in bed?
Nice question….with a not-so-nice answer. :”””(
The short answer: Not very.
The long answer:…
OK, there were some guys who rocked my world. They took charge and were really creative. It was awesome! They really impressed me. However, those lads have been few and far between.
A lot of guys just like to stick it in.
And that’s it.
Just in and out. In and out. 1 position.
Well, I am not about to let that shit fly. So, I often take charge and order them around. They don’t mind it and seem relieved to have some direction.
I think that they do want to be creative and fun in bed but they 1) don’t know what to do. 2) are used to Kgirls who just starfish. or 3) they’re assholes and just want to get off the easiest way possible.
The good news is that I’ve never had a guy to tell me “no” when I suggested other things. They are a little shocked if I bust out some toys but just trying new positions has always been kosher. If I tell them to do something new then they either jump at the chance or they ask “what should I do? I don’t know”. I tell/show them what to do and they do it….with a smile on their face.
How I Came To Love Pussy - Part 4
Warning: SEXPLICIT content. Seriously. I’m not fucking around about this. If you don’t like reading about sex, threesomes, or pussy, then you should skip this one.
I get this text from the Jap at 6:30pm.
“i’d like to do threesome”
Well, yeah, me too. But I don’t know anyone who is really into that or else I would be doing it all the time.
“i have korean friend. she wanna try it.”
HOLY SHIT. YES.
I responded that my place is fine and that anytime was ok. I was expecting him to throw out sometime a few days later or something but instead he says….
“she will come at 10:30 u ok?”
And that’s how it began.
your life in korea sounds really insane. can i ask you, what is the craziest place you have ever hooked up with a korean man? also, what is your top dating advice for foreigners who want to date korean men? thank u!
First Question! What what! I got ridiculously excited about my first Ask. It does say Ask Me Anything and I mean it….nothing is off limits!
Yeah, my life is strange. I really do ask myself “is this real life??” waaaaaay too often. Roll with me, boo! And weird shit will happen to you too.
Unfortunately, my hook ups with Korean guys haven’t been anywhere too crazy. Lame!! It really is a shame because I’m a total exhibitionist and love to get it on in as many places as possible.
Let’s rewind to High School and University. I dated a guy for 4.5 years and he was the one I lost my virginity too. He was really kinky and adventurous in bed and I totally give him credit for making me an awesome lover. Anyway, if we wanted to bang we had to be super secret about it which meant we often had to do it wherever we could. Oh, and there was another boyfriend before him where we would also fool around in as many places as possible (but not sex).
Places that I boned in America:
- Outside on a private hill. BEST.SEX.EVER. We made love all afternoon and into the evening hours. It was beautiful.
- In a truck all over Tennessee. lol I have had truck love almost as many times as I’ve had sex in a bed.
- Blockbuster parking lot in the middle of the afternoon in my car.
- Got busted by the cops for hooking up in a strip mall parking lot and by the lake. I was so young that they just made us leave with a warning.
- Barn. Whipped cream was involved.
- Cemetery (+ mary jane)
- Boat dock in a boat that didn’t belong to us.
- In the lake.
- Movie theater.
- On the couch with his mom sitting on the floor in front of us.
- Church van on the way back from some church event.
And, I think that’s it?!
Ok, now in Korea with some K-boyzzzz:
- In a resturant bathroom near Hoegi (it has a big ass crab on the roof).
- In my building next to the elevator. But he was freaking out over CCTV the whole time.
- Alleys all over Seoul. We just couldn’t wait!
- DVD bangs everywhere.
- Love motels everywhere.
- Definitely got fingered at a bar in Jongno before stumbling to a motel with a “baseball player”.
- Lip to Nip action in bars allllllllll over Seoul. My nipple is pierced and when guys find out they always want to see it. The next instinct is to immediately put their mouth on it.
So, as you can see, I am clearly lacking in fun places to bang. I need to fix that STAT!
I just generally take guys back to my crib or we head to a motel. I like my place though because it’s just more comfortable. However, when I was first banging Kboyzzzzzz, I refused to let them into my home. It was like my sacred place and I didn’t need some sleazeball all up in my stuff. That obviously went out the window a long time ago though.
I will say that one of the craziest places I got it on was at a guy’s house. But it wasn’t his house it was his fucking family’s house. I don’t know why we ended up there because there would have been major fucking problems if they caught us there together. We had to sneak in. We had to be super quiet. I couldn’t even walk out into the hall to go to the bathroom. He had to move an entire shelf in his closet to open a super secret door to the bathroom. And in the morning, we had to do sneak out like we were in some kind of crime movie. I remember him walking me to the subway and lifting up his shirt and saying “Look, no panty!!”. That was a weird night.
Anyway, I’m kind of ashamed I don’t have anything crazier to add. :’(
Next question! I’ve seen other bloggers get this question before and they always say something along the lines of “Korean men are just men! You should do the same with any guy from your own country! Stop being racist!” Or whatever. But…that’s pretty much all there is to it. However! Don’t fret because I love to give you, dear reader, what you want. So, I will try my very best to answer your question in as much detail as possible. I’m going to address your second question in a post all of it’s own. Actually, I might make a few different posts. Stay tuned for…
- How to Meet a Korean Man
- How to Bang a Korean Man
- How to Date a Korean Man