a sneaky little fucker. 

I totally caught him pulling a Nurse Jackie on me!

….

Did you get that reference? Nurse Jackie is a fanfuckingtastic show on Showtime. Jackie is a nurse who is addicted to pain pills but she usually manages to keep her shit together. She is happily(?) married with 2 cute daughters. BUT. She also has a boyfriend who she loves(?) that works as a pharmacist in the hospital that she works at. Maybe she just bangs for the drugs. Anyway! She always has to take off her wedding ring when she goes to work and then put it back on before she meets her husband. 

I went in to 7-Eleven this evening and as I was walking up to the counter, I saw 7/11 taking his ring off and throwing it off to the side. BUSTED.

Oh no she didn’t. 

But he did and it doesn’t bother me. This just proves that we will totally get down the next time we meet. 

He just left. 

Even though he sees me almost daily (fuck do I really go to 7-eleven that much?), he was utterly shocked by my clothed body. Wtf. I see you all the time, dude. Anyway, I’ve lost some weight and I guess he finally noticed. 

But nothing happened…at first. We just played uno, I drank alcohol, he didn’t, and we chit-chatted. 

1) He was NOT wearing his ring like he usually does when he is working. I didn’t see him today but he was wearing it yesterday,

2) I think he had a couple cell phone charm on his phone. 

But y’all know I don’t give a fuck about a “girlfriend”. So, we kissed a bit. I could have made shit happen if I had wanted to but I have to work tomorrow so I didn’t make any moves. I can definitely fuck him next time though. For sure. 

Although… sometimes the dudes with girlfriends get guilty while they’re fucking you. It secretly pisses me off. Like, shit man, if you’re going to be a terrible boyfriend and cheat on your poor girl, you can at least man up and fuck me properly. Damn. Don’t half ass it! Go big or GO HOME. 

PS- I’ve clearly been drinking because I’m cussing like a motherfucker up in this bitch. 

might come over after he finishes work and I get done getting my swoll on. 

The Jap was blowing my phone up earlier wanting to fuck. That’s cool but my apartment is just too damn messy right now to have boys over. 

I’m such a fucking child when it comes to cleanliness. I have exactly 1 hour to clean all of this shit up and take out A LOT of trash. I guess I could skip the gym but fuck that. Friday night classes are usually empty which = free PT for meeeeeeeee. 

7-eleven is a weird one though. I never know what his crazy ass is going to do. I guess it depends on how well him and his gf are getting along. I’m not worried about i thought. I just want to play Uno. lolz

Just texting with 7-eleven.

Went to 7/11 and of course 7/11 was working. 

I banged 7/11 a couple of times over the past year. He’s friendly. Speaks English…kind of. Cute. Looks MUCH younger than his actual age.  Anyway, that happened. 

And then!

I spotted a ring. He said he didn’t know what it was. Motherfucker, I know a couple ring when I see it. So, no more naked times with 7/11. Just friendly chit chat. 

Some time later, the ring was gone and he was back into my bed.

Then the ring came back and has been there for some time.

I forced a friend to go talk to him while I lurked outside. Turns out that this bitch has a girlfriend and that they have been meeting for 500 days.

What?!

500 days?! I knew there was a girlfriend around but I didn’t know it was like THAT. I mean, I probably wouldn’t have done anything differently, but still. Poor girl. Her boyfriend sucks.

We still flirt though.