Remember me mentioning how THE BEST LOVER EVER texted me out of the blue? And do you remember me saying that he would probably flake?
First of all, I knew that shit was gonna happen. In fact, I had forgotten about us having an 8pm date on Saturday because I knew he would bail. I don’t know if it was supposed to be a date or not. We’ll just call it a hanging out session.
Anyway! I received this message at 7:04pm.
kitty i am sorry to say that I have to go to friend’s funeral to go
Ok, no. Funerals are sad. People dying is sad.
This is not the first “someone died and now we can’t meet” text that I have gotten. Or something along those lines. I’ve gotten 4 of these that I can recall right off the top of my head and I know that there are a few more lurking about. That’s kind of a lot.
Girl, Stop. The reason I think these are bullshit excuses is because they always appear less than 3 hours before the scheduled meet up time. What the fuck. Like, you didn’t know you were going to a funeral before that time??
So, yeah. Did I call that shit or what?