I have seen a lot of penis in Korea.
So, let me give you the truth. Are you ready for some realtalkmotherfuckingtruelifeshit?? (And some t-errible writing skillz? And the word penis X500?)
Then, let’s get it!
Warning: This post contains sexual content and is meant for you hos that are ages 18+.
They really do come in all sizes, shapes, and colors.
I’ve experienced the really small. Not very much fun.
To the oh-my-fucking-god-this-is-the-most-glorious-piece-of-hardware-I-have-ever-seen. Some Korean men are blessed with truly beautiful peens. Yum.
And then there is everything in between.
Korean dicks are like any other kind of dicks - just like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.
However….I will tell you what I’ve experienced with a pr-etty significant sample size.
Let’s start with what’s going on around the johnson.
- Most Korean men have very little body hair but their bush is usually out of control. With my numbers, only about 10% did any kind of grooming. However, out of that 10%, one of those was a Korean-American who was uncircumcised and was completely shaved. That was bizarre. There was another guy who had obviously been recently groomed and he told me that he “was model for brazillian waxing for friend”. lolz Okaaaaaaay.
- I have yet to be with a Korean guy who has body odor down there. Their junk never smells bad. It’s awesome. (TMI: I will occasionally eat ass if a guy asks me to. No smell! None. Amazing.)
Moving on to the aesthetics of Korean peen.
- I was surprised by the coloring on some dude’s junk. I just expected that most would generally be the same color. However, I’ve seen a lot of guys who have a visible line starting about an inch from the head of their penis. Usually, the rest of the shaft is much darker beneath that line. I really don’t know what that is about. Do white dudes have that too??? I’ve only seen it on Asian men. I think it’s completely normal and it didn’t freak me out. It just wasn’t something that I was expecting.
- I’ve seen more uncircumcised penises here than in America. I don’t know what the statistics are on that but I’m sure there may be numbers on it somewhere. That would be interesting to know. I never came into contact with an uncirc’ed peen until I came to Korea. The first time it happened, I thought that I just stumbled onto one of the only dudes on the peninsula who didn’t get cut. But then I saw more and more guys who were uncut. I say, good for them! I wouldn’t get snipped either.
- I’ve seen some not-so-cute schlongs here (weirdly shaped or curved <but I love a curved cock!!>). I have also seen some suuuuuuuuper cute ones. Precious. And as I said earlier, I have seen some penises that are true works of art.
Now for the “hot issue”: SIZE.
- You will find alllllllllllllllll sizes. I have experienced the smallest and thinnest dick of my life with a Kboy (Best 오빠 Ever). That was unfortunate but it wasn’t a deal breaker. The biggest peen to have entered my hoo-ha has belonged to a Korean man. Actually, he was more like a boy because he had just graduated from high school a few months before. Totally worth it. He deserves his own post though.
- Length wise, you will see every size with Korean men. Just like…any other dude from any other country in the world.
- But. There is one thing that I have noticed about almost every single Korean penis that I’ve seen. I’ve found it difficult to find a fat juicy cock. Don’t get it twisted though. Most of the men I have been with here in the ROK have completely ”normal” girth sizes. However, I do think that the average width for Korean men is just a bit smaller than what I had been used to. Maybe I’ve just been lucky and only banged American dudes with girthy weiners. Idk. In conclusion: I’m going to say that generally, the general Kboy has a generally thinner penis than what I have seen in America. BUT. With the exception of one or two, all were completely “normal” and left me feeling satisfied.
Forget about size. Let’s talk, technique.
- I definitely experienced some wack ass sex with Korean men. It was just retarded how they knew nothing about yielding their peens properly. Some of this is definitely because of age or lack of experience. However, there were some dudes that were older and had stuck it in quite a bit. I blame it on them being selfish assholes because they all seemed to be bad guys that only cared about sticking it in and just getting themselves off. But this had absolutely nothing to do with their actual dick. So, yeah, bad sex happens with Korean men (just like in any other country!).
- I’ve also been surprised by the amount of dudes that either 1) have a hard time keeping an erection. 2) have trouble getting it up. or 3) cum really fast. Unfortunately, a lot of the guys that I have been with suffer from one of these 3. I would definitely chalk some of that up to circumstances though (alcohol or they’re tired from work or it’s super late at night). I also think that many of them just don’t masturbate very much and that’s why they splooge too soon. But when we bang at night and things aren’t going the way we want, we just try again in the morning which is almost always successful.
- I will say that a majority of Korean boys know what to do with their equipment. There is always room for improvement but I think most will leave a girl feeling ok with what went down.
- But there have been some that just…..wow. They blew me away.You guys…YOU GUYS. Oh my god. Some of the best sex I’ve ever had has been with Korean men. Their shit was on point and they knew how to work it. I’ve had a lot of sex and it takes a lot to truly impress me but these guys knew exactly what they were doing. They had great dicks and they knew what to do. So hot.
Final words: Don’t play into the stereotypes of Asians sex/penis hype. Everyone is like a snowflake and is special and unique and different and….barf. You get the picture.
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