August 2012
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Aug 22nd
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Kitty lands in San Diego!
I made it to SD. I arrived in business class style which was awesome…until they lost two of my bags at LAX. -_- Don’t worry. I got them the next day. I started work last Monday. It has been overwhelming but I’m learning new things every day. The days fly by and it’s way better than teaching.  I got an apartment! Actually, I’m renting a really cute condo in...
Aug 21st
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I leave in 3 days.
What the fuuuuuuuckkkkk. I have so much left to do! Not enough time to do it in. =/ In other news… I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!! They said I nailed the interview and it was “immediately clear” that I was the right person. Yessssss! I was super stressed about it so I’m happy that I bent it over and made it my bitch. Boys that I banged in the past week. -BMW -SG (meeting him tonight for one last romp...
Aug 9th
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youarenotyou: kiss-my-fists: soujisexual: if you watch a pregnancy backwards its about a she monster that absorbs a child through her vagina and keeps it in her uterus for nine months absorbing its nutrients and then a man puts his penis in her and sucks up the remains it’s time to stop thinking. holy fuck
Aug 7th
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Skype interview in...
5 minutes!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Must do well. Must be confident. Must not sound like a dumbass.  Send me your positive energy!!!!
Aug 7th
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Aug 6th
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Aug 6th
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Aug 5th
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Aug 2nd
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WatchWatch
collegehumor: Cat Spanx Does your pet just have too much to pet? With ‘Cat Spanx’ even the pouchiest of cats can look pencil thin.  Omgggg! Gary could use some cat spanx. Also, I totally have the pink cat dress the girl is wearing in the video. It’s from h&m.
Aug 2nd
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