3 hours to get.shit.done… Before I have to get ready and go on a date with BMW. Whoa, now! That’s a blast from the past. I’m interested in seeing how this goes. We never banged but it was definitely heading that way the last time we met. We’ll see….
Party in the R.O.K.: Summer in Seoul makes me... →
partyintherok: lifelovekorea: partyintherok: Summer in Seoul makes me sweat in all kinds of places I didn’t even know it was possible to sweat. Never before have I had sweaty ears, a sweaty collarbone, and a sweaty back. It doesn’t help that I have to climb a mountain to get to school and then climb four flights of stairs to get to my… same here, I just went to the airport and when I came...
People that want to bang me ASAP.
Let’s make a list. SG Best Lover Ever Jap Spitter Mexican Moocher Random Dick Picture Sender Guy That I’ve Never Met Before Some Guy in San Diego *Update* BMW Everyday, a new one appears. Who else is going to pop up asking for the Kitty?
Anonymous asked: What exactly is a "testicle friend"?
Anonymous asked: A couple questions about possible stereotypes... 1.) Is it true Korean guys prefer a bush? What about you and your experience? 2.) Is it true Korean guys don't like to go down on a girl?
Dear Poopy Teacher, I don’t know who you are but you need to get your shit under control. Literally. You need to take your of your ‘bottom troubles’ that you seem to be having today. I’m tired of continuously smelling poo while working in the office. It smells awful. Are you actually shitting your pants? O_o Also, the stunts in the bathroom…they need to stop....
Anonymous asked: So I've heard from a lot of Koreans and people who have visited Korea that Koreans don't flirt and that you shouldn't flirt. That seems horrible to me. How do you get in a Korean guy's pants???
Anonymous asked: Why is getting a serious boyfriend in Korea so hard? Is it possible, or do they think white girls are just fuck material? (Sorry if the question has already been asked) Love
Anonymous asked: What are "vampires" when referring to Korean boys? What does it mean?
It’s deplorable that sexually adventurous young women are constantly told they...– Kerry Howley (via poppies)
B1A4 COUPLE: [NEWS] 120723 B1A4’s Gong Chan... →
b1a4-couple: B1A4’s Gong Chan is recovering after receiving surgery to remove a kidney on July 23. According to B1A4’s agency, since the group’s promotions for Sleep Well, Good Night, Gong Chan began experiencing severe pain in his side. After visiting a hospital for a full check-up, it was revealed one… Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! My poor Gongchan!! I thought he was looking...
Guess who officially got upgraded to business...
THIS GIRL!!!!!!! I was allowed only ONE(?!) 50lb checked bag before. O_O But now…. TWO 70lb checked bags at no extra charge. Cha-Ching! I am one lucky & happy girl.
Anonymous asked: does best lover ever have a hot face as well? or does he just have a bangin body?
Blind Gossip Items are insane. →
[Village Voice] Which daughter of a late socialite used to lube herself from head to toe in an attempt to seduce a Siberian husky? (The maid would find the daughter all scratched up and the dog traumatized, with a distended penis. She’d start frantically crossing herself.) WHAT?! This is very disturbing. Is this a joke?? I’ll never forget working in the library and seeing all of the...
Anonymous asked: (contd) I was just hoping that perhaps you had not thought out the issue completely and had mistakenly told yourself that you are ok with distributing a private photo of a "friend" you care about. Obviously there is no way for one to identify him. But how would he feel about this? How would his girlfriend feel about this? Is it really for the sake of showing his "beauty" or for...
Anonymous asked: Hey this is the anonymous contd sorry for bothering you with my opinion but hey you can always choose to not read it. I dont mean to nag this civilized discourse into a personal argument but its interesting you say that he's a great guy after he cheated on his girlfriend :p Just to get it clear I have no problems with your blog and Im not even suggesting you take the picture down. I...
bangingkboys replied to your photo: Yeah, I tapped that last night. Behold…the Best… Why is that heart so small? ㅋㅋㅋ lol He’s a grower, not a shower. claretea replied to your post: Oh my God kitty, please please please post naked men pictures under ‘read more’ with a warning. I look at tumblr at work!! missing e has a safe dash! It blanks out all the pictures so you have to hover...
Anonymous asked: Hey kitty Ive been reading your blog now and then and its quite entertaining :) good job! Now I must say that as a Korean male your posting of your sexual conquests' bodies or body parts bothers me. Of course I dont mean to assume I have the right to tell you what you may or may not do with your blog and I understand that I have the freedom to stay away from this blog if certain things bother...
annadoeskorea asked: Oh my God kitty, please please please post naked men pictures under 'read more' with a warning. I look at tumblr at work!!
Anonymous asked: If you see Best Lover Ever do we get a story? :D And who's better, him or SG?
Guess who texted me this afternoon out of the blue? The Best Lover Ever. Saying hecould only meet tonight otherwise he may not see me before I leave. I guess his girlfriend is busy. I know. I fucking know. But he was one of the best guys I have ever fucked. I need to have that happen again.
Anonymous asked: Do you think Gongchan looks like Jaycee Chan (Jackie Chan's son)?
Party in the R.O.K.: Parks in Seoul →
partyintherok: I am going to be kind of lazy answering this question because I just found this list of parks in Seoul! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_parks_in_Seoul I can tell you about the parks I have been to. First off, Seoul Forest is really, really nice. I would say it’s the nicest one I’ve… Don’t forget about the parks and trash mountain by World Cup Stadium! Not...
Anonymous asked: haha the threesome with chef/hotel guy sounded so fun. but why didn't you try to make it happen with some of the ladies, Kitty? :P I've missed reading your sexytime stories ^^
Anonymous asked: did you ever see chef / hotel boy again?
2 Kboys & Kitty II
This is the Fun Threesome that happened waaaaaaaay back in January just before I went on vacation. This was the one that happened before the Terrible Threesome. I started writing this in response to multiple requests for me to write about it sooo…yeah. You pervs are really into hearing about the threesomes, huh? You guys need to go out and start making it happen! I wanna read about...
Anonymous asked: I was wondering if you know of any blogs similar to yours from a male's perspective on sex, dating, and relationships in the ROK? Particularly straight males.
Anonymous asked: Are you a prostitute?
Sexonomics: How Sex and Dating Work: Reverse... →
sexfortheseoul: Do you have any of the following? 1. Feelings of helplessness and withdrawal (CHECK) 2. Irritability (CHECK) 3. Nostalgic longing for the past adventures and friends met on the trip (CHECK) 4. Physiological stress reactions (CHECK) 5. Thoughts… I’m worried about reverse culture shock. I’ve been home twice in the past 3 years and both times I was itching to...