May 2012
25 posts
Monday Funday
I didn’t do shit yesterday. Too busy recovering from dj fest. I had big plans to be productive today but I had only mild success. Boo.
But it’s ok! I did laundry stuff. I watched Breaking Bad. I went to the gym. I met friends. I ate Mexican food. I drank 2 margs.
And then I went to the river to meet the Mexican and a few of his friends who he just happened to run into. The girls were super...
Anonymous asked: Question. Why are girls like you in korea constantly cussing and acting like bitches? And who would fuck you with attitude like that? Disgusting.
Anonymous asked: I miss your anon asks, Miss Kitty ^^
omfg
buscansdo:
dear korean girls,
do Koreans wear deodorant?
no?
do they have to shave?
no?
do they have to wax their mustache?
no?
do they wax their couch?
no?
I see waaaaaaaaaaaay too many of my young girls with thick dark body/facial hair so I know all these older bitches didn’t just magically end up hairless. Of course, some of them are naturally blessed with no hair but...
Party in the R.O.K.: What does it look like when... →
partyintherok:
What does it look like when someone blocks you on Kakao?
The guy I was supposed to meet this week who seemed really cool and smart and good-looking… suddenly he comes up as ‘Unknown’ and I can’t respond to any of our chats. Which were nothing creepy or weird that should have made him think I was…
If he blocked you then it just looks like he hasn’t read your...
Anonymous asked: kitty kitty! your presence is requested at the rooftop pool at the hamilton hotel this saturday afternoon! come get day drunk as we yell at you to post more sexual content! BRING SPITTER!
Party in the R.O.K.: Are you and some of the girls... →
partyintherok:
Re-posted. Made it re-bloggable! In case anyone wanted to comment on it.
I do not think using dating sites are desperate. Many Korean people use them, and many foreigners in Korea, and many people all over the world. Korean match-making websites draw in millions of dollars a year from people…
This. Bitch, please. And by bitch I mean the Anon.
Do you live in Korea? Have...
Anonymous asked: did the SG speak English very well?
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Introducing....The Sex God
Ah, fun times with the Sex God.
Did I ever give a proper introduction to SG? I guess not. Hmmm. That’s a funny story. I mentioned him a couple of weeks ago but I didn’t say much. Alright, I was hanging out in Jongno with some friends. I think I was showing them some OKC nonsense and I got that So And So wants to meet you. I looked at his profile and I freaked out. “You guys!...
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For the people searching....
“pee for me”: Um, sorry. I’ll pass.
“korean party sex tumblr”: OMG. Invite me to the sex party. I know there are people who do this in Korea but I don’t know anyone personally. Bummer.
“do korean men have body odor”: Not usually. Fugly smelled like weird meat but that was the first time I’ve ever smelled a Korean dude who smelled not nice.
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Heel Pain and Acupuncture
Last Saturday I ran like a BOSS.
I haven’t ran in ages since 1) I haven’t been going to the gym as regularly and 2) I’ve been doing the elliptical machine instead. But!! I was able to run 2 full miles. I don’t think I’ve ever done that before. I was also able to run much faster. I was shocked but it felt gooooooood. I ran my first mile in 10:40 and I think I could...
insatiable-wanderlustt-deactiva asked: omggggggggggggggggggg! ur not anon anymore? are u drunk! omggggg!
Anonymous asked: Hope this isn't a stupid question, but what do you mean by migrate? Because it's in your skin, shouldn't it stay in place? Sorry, I just read your last post, and went "huh?" It looks awesome though! I didn't even know you could get a piercing there. :)
Anonymous asked: Did yo pierce back of your neck? That's so sick. not in a good way.
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Bicycle Fail
I am so behind in telling my sex adventures.
Bicycle. Remember him? I barely do.
He was blowing up my phone after we met the first time. Constantly. After 1-2 weeks I was finally free so I allowed him to come over.
For the record: He wanted to come over to fuck. That was the plan. OK?
OK.
It was early in the evening. He was stone cold sober.
OK? OK.
Then why the fuck couldn’t he get...
bangingkboys replied to your post: The Tale of the Terrible Threesome
I hope he doesn’t have an iphone, because the video can save to photo stream, and you need to delete it from there too!
I think it was a Galaxy SII which belonged to Fugly. Hell, if it didn’t get deleted then it’s probably already floating around on the interwebz. If you find it, let me know. And then tell me that...
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The Tale of the Terrible Threesome
WHY WAS YOUR LAST THREESOME A DOOZY AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY?!!! bring back the sexual content!! - Anon
Alright, Anon. Here it is – finally!
OK, let’s be clear. I actually had 2 threesomes in the same week back in January. The first one was fun(ny) and the second one was…hmmm. I can’t even think of the right word. Let’s just say that it was NOT A FUN TIME.
Mentally, it really...
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You guys...
YOU GUYS! Pay attention.
First of all, sexy goodness is coming. I banged a Sex God on Sunday so I’ll get back to you on that ASAP.
More importantly, the PIZZA PEEL. Have you been there? It has been around for 2 years but tonight was the first time I have ever heard about it.
Best pizza in Seoul. Seriously. Definitely the best that I have had. Hands down. I think it was the sauce that made...
I've been...
A very naughty kitty.
Stay tuned.
Anonymous asked: Are you in San Diego now? Didn't I tell you that place is boring? I was there for a week of vacation and I was going crazy.
Anonymous asked: Hey Kitty, it's the anon who wrote to you about losing their v-card to a kboy over 3 months ago. Just thought you'd like to know we've since been dating, have ~*couple rings*~ and are planning our 100 day anniversary in a few weeks ;D Great things can happen! Hope you are doing well my loveeeee xx
