7/11 is back.
Apparently. I went there for the first time in forevs and he was looking good. I assumed it was because he was meeting his girlfriend after he finished work. I get my shit and he hands me his phone saying he got a new number and he wanted me to put mine in. I did and he said if he could call later. I said sure.I thought he was just being friendly. But then I got a Kakao message from him and it...
Anon Asks...the boring edition.
May as well answer a few of these before I run out the door to my 3rd dentist appointment in 2 weeks. :( This shit will be boring if you’re looking for some sexplicit content. Sorry, Kitties! I’ll try to do better next time. I’ll try to make it my goal to finish some fuck blogging this weekend. Deal? For now, enjoy questions on why I’m leaving and some general information...
Anonymous asked: do korean guys have small penises?
Anonymous asked: where's the sexual content this blog was known for? now it's just like any other "teacher in korea!!!" blog. boring.
Anonymous asked: do you have an aversion to white guys? was the dude the hot mexican one?? XD I'm curious~~
It's almost official....
I’m leaving Korea at the end of August. :’( I’m going back to stupid America. :”( But! I’m most likely going to San Diego! For an adult job! Full benefits! Retirement! Vacation! Oh my! I can’t believe it. I’m actually going to leave Korea. And move to a new place that I’ve never been to. I won’t know a soul there. Well, that’s a lie....
I just had sex with my first non-asain guy in almost 3 years…O_o And he’s a good friend!! Omg what have I done?? It was fun. I think everything will go on as usual. And he’s not exactly white. Actually, he’s not white. That’s probably why I was able to bang him. Ugh. What the fuck am I talking about? Why am I writing about this? How am I still awake? Will I be...
Real Talk with Bicycle and Kitty
Remember Bicycle guy from the weekend? I thought I may never hear from again but that definitely has not been the case. We’ve been texting every day and it has been nice. He’s been using his “shy boy” card but I told him that I am over that shit. Shy boys are so boring! Anyway! THIS conversation happened last night via Kakaotalk and it’s…ridiculous. And...
Anonymous asked: HELLO KITTY!!!!!(harhar) out of curiousity, do you ever get self conscious when you're having sexytimes? You seem to have like, unlimited swag goin on, but do you ever feel a bit iffy about stuff like, how much hair you have down there, whether your pussy smells/tastes okay, are you making the right faces and sounds etc?
Anonymous asked: Which female K-celeb would you want to go down on and vice versa? :)
Anonymous asked: Just curious, do you happen to have a favorite zodiac sign?
Party in the R.O.K.: I thought i was being really... →
partyintherok: I thought i was being really on top of things by getting my fingerprints and FBI background check done when I was in America months ago… now I have learned that because I did not specifically request a ‘raised FBI seal’ on my background check, it is essentially worthless and will not be accepted… Noooooooooo. I hate that you have to do it again. But don’t leave!!! I...
Anonymous asked: Yoyoyo!!!! Guess who just lost their virginity to a kboy~
This is an anon from a while ago who sent me a message saying she lost her V-card to a Korean dude who is now her boyfriend…I think. This is her story. It’s pretty hot. Haha, I just knew I liked what I saw (even when I was sober). XD Backstory: He and I were language exchange partners online. We had chatted quite a bit before I came to Korea, but never talked. We met up the first...
Anonymous asked: Have you tried tribbing with other girls? I only found this term a few days ago and it sounds intriguing kekeke
Why does it rain ALL THE TIME in this country?
sequinedstrawberries: lifelovekorea: piecesofmyseoul: Korea, I love you, I really do, but your weather SUCKS. I’ve been here a little over a month and not once have I experienced a ‘nice day’. It’s either freezing, or windy, or raining, or a combination of all three. Where is spring? Because I’m starting to doubt that it even exists here ugh. PLEASE STOP RAINING. if you don’t like...
Party in the R.O.K.: When I carry an umbrella I... →
partyintherok: Like the rude woman on my bus today. The floor is slippery and wet from all the rain, me and a billion school kids get on, some of them find seats and sit 2 or 3 on top of each other, the rest of us stand up and slip and slide and jolt around on the floor. Meanwhile, this rude lady sits on the… let’s hear about the dating shit!!
Speaking about Gongchan from B1A4, this gif would...
pervingonkpop: Gongchan makes me have dirty thoughts. Oh dear god.
Anonymous asked: So my friend and I are in a bit of a...well, it's not exactly an argument. She claims that men with large 'bulges' just have huge balls ( take Onew for example. She says the dubu bulge is alll balls D: ). I think that it means they have larger dicks. Do you have any insight on the matter? :3 and let me just say, unf, I love your blog to bits and pieces! <3
Anonymous asked: Where was the most public place you've had sex/masturbated? kekeke and did you get caught?
Recap of Yesterday
Went to Edae with a friend for lunch and some light shopping. Ate at some cafe in some alley —> La La La Lasim. I think that was the name. It was meh…not bad. I was satisfied…’ish. I bought a new BB Cream and Lip Tint from Etude House. I went there because I was hoping to stock up on more SHINee clear files. Success! And a bromide. I’ll try to post Etude House...