April 2012
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Anonymous asked: hey lets ask something besides the usual nitty gritty ^^ are living in korea expensive? i know the living expenses itself isnt that bad but pay in korea is bad so how are you getting by ? oh and of course, please throw in some story kkkkkk wanna make a post with more details on the threesome ?
Apr 1st
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March 2012
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boy in mah beeeeed. I didn’t bang or kiss him! but I did plenty of other stuff. ㅋㅋ i’m sure I’ll never see him again.-_-.i would be ok with that though.
Mar 31st
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Anonymous asked: Please tell us the story of how you got your first vibrator at 13! lol anon asks was epic :D
Mar 29th
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English Grammar Help Needed!!
I can’t English well, y’all. Seriously. I need your help! The lesson is about stupid Brian and his dog Noopy. Noopy is sick but Brian doesn’t know why! Soooooo, he says, “I wish I could read his mind.” This is one of the key expressions that my students need to learn and be able to use correctly.They also need to learn: “I wish I had” and “I wish I...
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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lifeandloveincanada replied to your post: Newsflash that blog would be 100% jyj. they are constantly posting pictures of their cats and them on twitter (jaejoong is the worst one for this). LOLZ I had no idea they were into cats! I wish it wasn’t JYJ though. :( I don’t really care for them very much but since they love kitties as much as I do…I might have to make an...
Mar 28th
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Party in the R.O.K.: Normally at work I would have... →
partyintherok: Normally at work I would have finished all my lesson plans for next week by now (Wednesday lunchtime; not too shabby) but I haven’t even started thinking about them. Because I cannot stop reading the Hunger Games. O.M.G. These books are really, really good. They are legit. Normally when people… That’s it. I guess I should start reading these books. I’m tired of...
Mar 28th
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Newsflash
I should make a new tumblr featuring pictures of Korean Celebrities with KITTIES.  Actually, I hope someone has already done that and then I can just look at it all day long. Seriously, what could be better than hot people and precious kitty kats????
Mar 28th
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yushiny asked: Ooooh I agree with that anon! Check out U-kwon! He is seriously so tasty omfg. He's the only member that's shown his abs, and in "Nanlina" his line is "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, but I'm hot, hot. You know what, you know what, you know what, what I mean, mean." ;D Plus, one of his nicknames is "Kitty Kwon", just like you!
Mar 28th
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Anonymous asked: whats the korean girl style starfish ?
Mar 28th
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Anonymous asked: Have you ever had a really good lesbian sex before?
Mar 28th
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Anon Asks
I’m sooooo behind! Sorry, guys. Here is a big ass list of Anon Asks that are quite sexual in nature. Enjoy!^^ And as always, feel free to send me messages/asks/comments or email me at kittykittykorea dot gmail dot com. ;) [[MORE]] Tell us about Thursday. ;) This is in regards to the Thursday before I left Korea to visit America. I mentioned that I banged an oppa but didn’t go into much...
Mar 28th
Seriously, who are you people?
More eff’ed up search terms that lead to my blog. hehehe girls bent over peeing industrial vibrators korea —> What is an industrial vibrator?! my first time she sits on my hard penistumblr does the piercer need to make a surface bar for your nape piercing —> No. They should just have surface bars laying around somewhere or they can order them. finger fuck her + tumblr ...
Mar 28th
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Anonymous asked: Casual tip- you should check out Block B's U-kwon. Gorgeous smile, sexy tongue, delicious abs, crumps like a boss. Also according to the group members he watches the kinkiest porn. ;D Before they got popular they used to hang out in Hongdae all the time, so if you're interested you could probably check that area and maybe get lucky! If so, make sure to share detailssss. 8D
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 25th
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Life is weird.
Oh My Fuck. Just finished drinks at a Very Popular Restaurant. I guess there was a shift change or something because an additional cook walked in. As soon as I saw him, I immediately stopped talking to my friend. He looked so familiar. And then it hit me. He was THAT guy. We met, went on a date, went on another date, and then we banged. A looooooong time ago though. It was totally him because...
Mar 24th
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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I joined all the other little fan girls to buy the new SHINee CD and they were just as surprised as I was to learn that it actually drops at Hot Tracks TOMORROW.  I was unimpressed.  I picked up the new b1a4 CD just so the trip wouldn’t be a total waste. 
Mar 21st
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Useless Update
The new building ….guy (idk what his job title is exactly) has the trash room on motherfucking lockdown. I was in and out and still got busted big time. Apparently, plastic bags go into a totally separate bin than just regular trash. This must be a new thing my building started because I used to see the plastic bags in with all the other shit. It was pretty embarrassing because he dumped...
Mar 21st
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WTF search terms
Soooooooo, I use statcounter. Mostly it just tells me boring stuff that I don’t really care about. Except. EXCEPT. The fucking keyword analysis.  Once I began looking at it, I realized that people search for weird ass shit EVERY DAY that leads to my blog. It entertains me every time I look at it so I began taking screen captures of the really interesting stuff.  Anyway, here is a list of...
Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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Omgggggggggggggggggggg. The shop outside Caffe Bene made a little Cat House box outside their store. There is a pack of feral cats that hang out now.  They’re playing and rolling around in the dirt right now. Cute overload.  How can I concentrate on work when there are kitties around?!
Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
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Dear Caffe Bene...
Why do you not have the most delicious thing you offer available for me today? Your caramel banana waffle is the shit but I was left with only random fruit waffles (barf) and a cheddar cheese waffle. I went for the cheese and then you decided to throw random bits of corn on it. Why? That’s not necessary. After picking off the corn, it’s not bad. But fuck you for not having my...
Mar 17th
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kiss my ass clean network!!
what the fuck is this clean network bullshit and how do I make it go away?! I just want to play on the interwebz,I mean, work on lessons. help. *update* nevermind. i was just being impatient. but seriously…what is it?
Mar 14th
today...
was a weird day. saw lots of strange things. did a lot of side eye’ing. heard some interesting shit. not a bad day. just…a bit odd. I did eat fry pan though. aka best damn chicken everrrrr. and I went shopping. and I restrained myself and bought only three things that were reasonably priced. good job, me.
Mar 13th
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Anonymous asked: When Korean males refer to someone as 'brother' they are almost always talking about a male friend who is older than they are. The Korean word for 'friend' only includes people of the same age (as you must know), so he's probably translating the Korean word 형 - older male friend (for men) - into the English word 'brother'. Because, well, there isn't anything...
Mar 13th
Anonymous asked: Meow Kitty!!! I'm so glad your home! I love your blog! and I was wondering if you could explain on whether or not being super skinny is a deal breaker with kboys or not ;) I'm just a bit on the larger size, being 5'8" and like a size 10 in pants. Is that super uncommon and unattractive when you're trying to hook up in Korea? or can a nice dose of confidence override that?
Mar 13th
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Anonymous asked: omg you banged Jinwoon's cousin?! Awesome haha XD
Mar 13th
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WTF White Day
Tomorrow is White Day. Tomorrow will be my 3rd White Day. Tomorrow will be my 3rd White Day ALONE. Tomorrow will be the 3rd White Day where I will most likely receive nothing. Tomorrow will consist of me going to Costco and the gym. Mer. No White Day love for this Kitty. I guess I could wrangle some of these WH motherfuckers into making White Day festivities happen but they would probably...
Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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Bar Fly Shenanigans and Trip-X
I’m getting too old for this shit.  Must.Stop.Drinking.Alcohol.  I’m not even that hungover but my body just feels tired and weird. Urgh.  I went to Sinchon last night for a joint birthday bash. It felt like I hadn’t been there in AGES so it was good to be back. Also, I looked like a straight up sex worker. I may as well have been naked. I didn’t leave much to the...
Mar 11th
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Shit. 95% sure I’m getting the boot from my current job in August but can move to another school…albeit a lame Elementary school. Or.  I have a job lined up in SAN DIEGO doing something that is related to my degree, has major potential to move up within the company, and will get me closer to having a real career. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck What do I do?!?!
Mar 10th
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Anonymous asked: if taemin didn't have that grape in his hand and those pants on, he would have just cum...unf
Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
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Anon Asks
Finally! It’s time for some more Anon Asks. Unfortunately, these are the questions/comments that aren’t super sexual…just a *teeny* bit. The other super sexual Asks will be in my next post. ;) [[MORE]] Out of curiousity, can you post a pic of your nose piercing “turned up”? You’ve said a few times that it’s so you don’t get into trouble from your mom...
Mar 6th
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Just woke up.  The boy I brought home (but didn’t bang) was gone. He sent me a kakao message that said his mother called this morning saying his grandmother passed away. It may sound bad but…I don’t know whether to believe him or not. I’m leaning towards not believing him though. Too bad. He was a nice guy, lives relatively close to me, and attended SKY. It might be...
Mar 4th
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