January 2012
38 posts
I’ve been a sick little Kitty and have been laying in bed since Friday. Ugh. So fucking ill.
I’ve managed to sit up at my desk though so…progress? I dragged myself to the doctor yesterday and he gave me some meds. He told me that if things didn’t clear up in 2 days then I would “need admission”. O_O Oh, please no. I really hope my body gets it together before...
December 2011
83 posts
I’m still ridiculously sore from Saturday’s fuckfest.
He wanted to come over last night but I was too tired. Plus, I needed more time to recover from the previous fuck.
Oh shit! Forgot to mention this gem….First of all, I don’t know a goddamn thing about this guy. He came in and we got down to business. I was enjoying myself and about halfway through he asks if I want...
Well, I just had a major sex session. 90+ Minutes, baby.
Things I didn’t like:
He was short.
Penis size was ok but not amazing.
He wasn’t as thin as his picture led me to believe.
Things I enjoyed:
He wanted to please me. Not all kboys are down with that.
He had control. He could cum fast or go all fucking day.
He was a dirty boy. (i.e., spitting, choking, dirty talk,...
Workout advice?
peppermint-kiss:
Okay guys.
I need advice.
I want to add in some minor~~ strength building stuff. If I try to do too much (too difficult, too long, or too complicated), I know I won’t do it, so let’s keep it simple.
Aesthetically, what are the best muscles to work out? What exercises should I do to work them? I have some 2 kilo dumbbells at home, if that helps.
Okay….go!
This is...
Has it really come to this?
I just joined UBLove.
We’ll see what kind of fuckers this turns up.
Also, I need you guys to ask me a couple of more questions and then the ridiculously awesome sexy time Q&A will be finished.
PS- I think some of you may have sent me messages but I didn’t get them. please resend.^^
I’m bummed about the lack of real posts recently. I was super mega ultra busy last week and now I’m feeling a bit….meh.
You guys have asked me some really fun sexy time questions. I’m excited to get to those soon. Sooo…
This is your chance, people. You need to ask me some really fantastic questions to add to the already fun sexy times Q&A. It’s going to...
Party in the R.O.K.: He just won't get it →
kimchiandsweettea:
I met this guy at club mass about 3 or more months ago. He won’t quit messaging me on kakao talk and sending me Facebook messages. If I haven’t responded by now buddy I won’t answer. I wish he would just let me be and leave me the hell alone. I’m starting to get plain…
And damnit, I can’t reblog this properly because I’m a tumblr dumbass. Anyway,...
Peppermint 키스: Bitter laughs all around! →
peppermint-kiss:
Thinking I may fire up the “Who’s Here?” app and enjoy a bit of male attention before I retreat into my solitary lair of jadedness once more.
I totally did this last night. Well, talking to new WH fuckers is annoying. So, I just chatted to some of the ones I’ve banged before via kakao. I’m happy to report that I was sent some new dick pics. ㅋㅋㅋ
Also, I love the...
Q&A
I’ve gotten a bunch of new followers lately.
Hello, my darlings.
Let me link you to some important posts:
Introduction/Warning
How I Came to Love Pussy Part 1, 2, 3, & 4. (Go to 4 for the juicy bits <includes a threesome with the Jap and a Korean girl>)
How to Meet a Korean Man
How to Bang a Korean Man
How to Date a Korean Man (This is useful for first dates…especially...
peppermint-kiss:
“Let’s Merry Christmas!”
—Starbucks Korea
This made me chuckle.
Kiss My Kimchi: His mom gave me Kimchi. →
kissmykimchi:
He told me how his family is very liberal and how his parents got married at 22 because his mom was pregnant. He said after he and his sister started going to elementary school, his mom started dancing and singing and exploring all of her hobbies. He said his dad has always let her come and go as she pleases, which is different from most men of his generation. His mom smokes...
Last night was weird...
Like…really weird.
There were almost fights but no one actually knows why…? I definitely remember stepping up like I was going to do something. LOL. I’m getting too ridiculous.
Is it normal to be at McDonald’s at 3:30AM and be given a free box of Krispy Kreme donuts from the boys standing in line behind you? They were precious and had sooooooo many donuts. I think I just...
PS
I forgot to mention that I will probably make a post about relationships in Korea.
The How to Date a Korean Man is a good starting point but it doesn’t say a whole lot about having an actual Korean boyfriend.
I have some real fucking true life shit to talk about when it comes to having a Korean boyfriend. Some of it is really lovely, but most of it isn’t. Yikes.
So, please look...
How to Date a Korean Man
Ok, you’ve met a guy and it’s time to start the dating process.
“But how does it work?! He’s Korean and I’m not - OMG! What will we do?! What will we talk about?! I’m freaking out!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG……*head explodes*”
First of all, calm the fuck down. Secondly, Korean dudes are just like any other dudes from any other country!
...
Anonymous asked: Nooo!! Don't request that we don't ask as anons! I like reading other people's questions that I never thought of it and it's fun to read your answers! :)
I really wish some of you would start asking me some questions non-anon because then I could just reply to you privately instead of filling up your dash with ridiculous shit.
Find the answers to some interesting questions after the cut!
Warning: There is a wee bit of sexual stuff so just be prepared for that.
1. Do you have a job in Korea?
Yes.
2. Are kboys generally short? Like compared to...
vanishedknights asked: Do you know any black women in Korea that are getting some action? I feel like it is probably harder, I have heard that many black women are "forever alone" while they live in Korea, and I find that bullshit. I'm sexy, and I know it ( not trying to quote LMFAO), so I feel like if you have confidence as a black woman who is in Korea alone, it shouldn't be THAT hard to fin a...
Anonymous asked: re: gays in korea. see "miracle on jongno street." first full-length documentary about korean gays. heartbreaking and inspiring. jongno st. is a hotspot for kgays, not so much foreigner gays, to hang out.
Anonymous asked: I think I heard making porn in Korea is illegal. I dunno what the guidelines are for porn per say since I think I've seen some well shot K-sex scenes sans goodies. Then there are the amateur sex tapes of course like Baek Ji Young's.
Anonymous asked: how are you so open and easy going about sex
Anonymous asked: have u watched korean porn?? how is it? :D
peenseoul asked: Oh wow, wae is everyone anon? I say fuck it! I'm proud to be reading your posts. c: I mean come on, the thought of banging a Kboy is what most of us on here want, but I want my first time spent in Korea shopping, sight-seeing, and making friends. You know, the regular foreigner thing to do. haha, maybe my second time I'll grow enough balls to do something other than eye-fuck kboys, but...
Anonymous asked: Are there any gays in Korea? And are they opened about it or not? Thanks XX
Anonymous asked: you should post a pic of yourself
Anonymous asked: Definitely just found my new favourite blog. ;3
Piercings!!
I love piercings. Love them. I like how they look and there is nothing better than the feeling of getting a piercing. It is such a rush.
Currently, I have 9. 7 in my ears (6 lobe, 1 cartilage ), navel, and my left nipple.
I used to have a nape piercing. I loved it so much but I changed the jewelry which made it too heavy so it began to migrate and I had to take it out. :( I still miss it. I...
Anonymous asked: I'm a bit embarrassed to ask openly. Especially because of how my family can access my tumblr easily! I was just wondering... if it really is awkward with another girl? I mean I read it and I dry humped with one of my best friends cause I liked her sort of. (She moved now :(...) But I was always too scared to kiss her. And my other best friend, I actually dated and she pecked me once but I...
Anonymous asked: Man i wish i had balls like you lol (you know what i mean). I really wanna get a bf/gf but i don't have any tactics or really any game T_T i really wanna a Korean bf gf >< lol
Anonymous asked: Have you met Asians (Chinese, Japanese, etcetc) that live in Korea and speak English?? How is their situation with banging Kboys? xD I'm assuming it's different considering that Koreans in Korea usually mistaken non-Koreans for Koreans in Korea. (excuse the long ass sentence I'm trying to explain with) So... with this idea we're not as exotic and "legit" as a blonde...
My apt is a hot mess. The gas lady will be here in about 40 minutes.
Uuuuurrrrrgggghhhhhh.
Why am I such a child?!!?
*Edit* It is now 1:10pm and she still isn’t here. Urgh. Maybe she misheard 12 for 2???
Anonymous asked: how many men have you slept with in korea?
Anonymous asked: Just wondering. Do you know how to speak korean? And if not, is it easy or hard to get around without speaking the language much, or not at all? ^^
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Lotte Mall at Gimpo Airport...
opened today. THIS IS MAJOR.
If you’re not familiar with Gimpo…it’s pretty ghetto. If you walk out of the subway station, it’s really quiet. Once you walk 5-10 minutes to the important places (E-Mart, CGV, etc…) then it starts to pick up and there’s usually quite a few people there. Especially on the weekends. It gets a little cray cray but not out of control.
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Anonymous asked: I think people are envious too. Here in the States, it is hard to date a Korean if you are non-Korean (especially if you are black). But sounds really hard in Korea. But you know what if funny, if you ask any Korean guy who is the hottest American singer, their first pick if Beyonce *major side eyeing*
