November 2011
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My thoughts on Korean Kocks...
I have seen a lot of penis in Korea.
So, let me give you the truth. Are you ready for some realtalkmotherfuckingtruelifeshit?? (And some t-errible writing skillz? And the word penis X500?)
Then, let’s get it!
Warning: This post contains sexual content and is meant for you hos that are ages 18+.
They really do come in all sizes, shapes, and colors.
I’ve experienced the really...
WatchWhat the fuck?!?! She’s trippin. I want them alllllllllllllllllllllllll.
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WhosHere
How does it work?
I think it’s only available for iPhone/iPad/iPod shit but it’s really easy to use. Maybe too easy. I think it is waaaaay better than Skout or 1km and it much easier to use.
Step 1. Download the app.
Step 2. Create a profile and name. You can add up to 4 pictures. You can fill out the About Me which includes: gender, age, relationship status, interests, and spoken...
Posting that picture made me start thinking about penises in Korea.
So, I made a whoooooooooooole entry related to that.
But then I started to think that it was just going to make me sound like a perv. I’ll just save it for a rainy day. Or for when someone asks for my expert opinion on the subject.
And trust me. I’m an expert.
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WH Peen Pic
Want to see the first Korean peen I banged from WH????? I haven’t really talked to this guy since we met up in January. That was a WILD month. Let’s just say I had the “perfect week” (HIMYM reference) + 1. So much ridiculous shit happened that month.
Anyway, it all started with this guy. Oh wait. He wasn’t the first guy I met from WH, but he was the first guy who...
Strawberries and Sequins: I don’t feel good. I... →
strawberriesandsequins:
I don’t feel good. I don’t know why but around the time I was due to be off work I just started feeling nauseated.
What did I do? At a 500 won 호떡 and then came home and had peanut butter and jam toast. I even actually toasted it in a pan so the pb would melt… delicious, but not making me feel…
I thought it came out more as an “over eat” sounding kind...
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How to Meet a Korean Man *Updated*
I can’t believe I forgot to mention this.
OK, so you know you have to make friends in order to meet more Korean men, right? Right.
But, uh, how do I make new friends?
1) Get a hobby. Join a club. I think Korea has a “club” for everything you could ever imagine. Once you get into a group, they are always doing activities and “meetings” for the “club...
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How to Meet a Korean Man
Warning: Someone asked me about meeting Korean men from a foreigner’s perspective. I tried to make this as Korea-specific as I could which meant relying on general ideas about Korea, Korean culture, Korean men, my friend’s experiences, and my own bullshit. The bottom line is: you just have to be yourself and let nature take its course. Oh, and don’t even try to fuck with me about...
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Move over boys, I want the gurlz.
Went out last night but wasn’t attracted to a single guy. What’s wrong with me?! I definitely need to hit up the girl bars soon.
Which reminds me…anyone know of good places in Seoul for the ladiezzzz?
I know of the park, Labrys, and Pink Hole but I want some more suggestions. I’ve also been to an owl bar which is owned by a lesbian couple but it’s not necessarily a...
Oh Tennessee....
gadnoteet:
TN - 7 KY - 10 So embarrassing. There goes 26 years down the drain.
I woke up to this and I just…I have no words.
I know my Dad would be ILL if he saw this.
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Best Thanksgiving Ever?
Possibly.
Went to the Seoul Millennium Hilton for our reservation at 6pm and dropped 80k on the buffet and some wine. It was pretty delicious but it wasn’t Mama’s!
Then we hit the casino. Drank free beer and played roulette until 2am. O_O I felt like hell yesterday but it was totally worth it. It was my first time playing but my dinner ended up being free and I even walked...
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Anonymous asked: your life in korea sounds really insane. can i ask you, what is the craziest place you have ever hooked up with a korean man? also, what is your top dating advice for foreigners who want to date korean men? thank u!
STL does 대한민국 ...: HS boys ~~~ →
bangingkboys:
Well how about as I was taking a shower, 6-pack boy comes in naked and showers right.next.to.me… DIES…
THIS is why I envy your gym/sauna time! You get to see what these dudes are really packing.
I don’t know what is up with the hos at my gym. The 10 o’clock strength training class used to consistently get 3-6 people a night. Then they threw in an extra class at 7pm...
Dating Apps →
bangingkboys:
Shame, this poor guy only has 4 out of 6 “home runs”?!?!? Seriously, someone needs to show this guy my blog! Between me and Tits, I’m pretty sure our suc-sex-rate is borderline perfect!!! Hahahaha! Maybe next time homey!
Where is this forum/website with the pictures?! Shit, I might be on there more than once.
The X Factor US....again.
Watching the newest episode now.
2 performances in and I’ve cried during both of them.
They’re dedicating songs to people that they’re thankful for and the first two are SO SWEET.
I’m such a crier these days! Geez, the tears are just rolling right now.
Maybe it is just when it deals with parents that it really gets me.
Party in the R.O.K.: Destiny. →
partyintherok:
And then while we were walking outside I saw this guy who looked like G-Dragon and he came up to me and gently brushed a stray eyelash off my cheek with his delicate hand and said “Yo! Yer comin’ wit me, bay-bee” and it really was G-Dragon and he led me into his black, tinted-window SUV. We took a long, romantic walk along the Han River and he asked me to marry him, and I...
I need to get laid.
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But it has only been…2 weeks?
Ridiculous. Clearly, I have issues.
쏘냐씨!: About Itaewon Restaurants →
soniassi:
Okay, I just made reservations for Thanksgiving dinner in Itaewon. Me and Gazelle. I’ve brought Gazelle to Itaewon two or three times and he really liked the restaurants. But the restaurant that I made the reservation at is… I think… one of those places that’s JUST expats. Or anyway, it only has…
lolz. I think you’re being paranoid. If anything I get stared at less in...
bangingkboys said: You need to tell me that there are spoilers!!!!!!!!!!
Oopsies. Sowwwwy. I always just fast forward to the bottom two. I’m impatient.
to circumcise?
thiscuntsays:
uncutting:
demaj:
i am having a boy. i haven’t decided if I will circumcise him yet. i am leaning towards no but also towards yes because of hygienic purposes.
……
I strongly advise against it. I explain my views (and link to plenty of informative sources) here.
please don’t circumcise your kid. it’s taking off a part of someone’s genitals without their permission.
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How I Came To Love Pussy - Part 1.5
Last night, someone reminded me about a girl experience I had that I tooooootally forgot about.
The girl: White. American (I think). Lesbian (very boy’ish). Smart. Funny. Really cool chick. Her name was ____.
One of my friends had a birthday party during the wine buffet near COEX. I knew the wine buffet could be dangerous but I thought I was prepared for any shenanigans. Um, no.
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The X Factor US
…..is killlllllllllllllllllllllllllling me.
HOW has Leroy Bell made it this far?! Don’t get me wrong, he is a fine ass man with a good voice, but he’s so boring. Bleck.
Chris Rene needs to go too. I don’t care for him at all.
And Perez Hilton has been telling me that Stacy Francis is a big fat liar so I don’t care about her anymore either.
I loved her Justin...
give me coffee!: white people →
coffeejusayo:
White people can never not be aware of race. Never ever never. For all the things we have done (no, not personally WE, but “we” as a historically oppressive race) we do not have the liberty to not be aware of race and racism. You must always. The end. For all the privileges we receive based on…
This reminds me of a book that I read in university.
Privilege, Power, and...
Birthday / Going Away Party Review
Last week, I drank almost every night and Saturday night was just beyond ridiculous. I spent the past week recovering.
So! I was determined to not drink anything this week with the exception of Saturday. Success.
Last night was spent in Hongdae for a joint Birthday/Going Away party for some friends. PS- how eff’ing cold did it seem last night?!
Started out with dinner and a glass of wine...
Personal $hit$
I’m boy crazy. I admit it.
I think it is stupid as fuck but I can’t heeeeelllllppppp it. I love boys. I love sex. I love relationships. I love being in love. I think it’s because I’m a Libra.
Anyway, I decided I needed to let the boys go and just focus on being happy with myself. I can now report that I think it is finally working!
I’m spending more time on...
STL does 대한민국 ...: Things Kboys/Kgays say #1 →
partyintherok:
bangingkboys:
Kgay: Do you wana do something special with me?
STL: Of course, I want you to plan special events for me, since I’m always the one planning
Kgay: DO YOU WANT GO DOKDO WITH ME?
STIL: (burst out laughing)
Kgay: Don’t laugh, I’m serious, Dokdo is a really special place!
Dokdo? What’s…
Dokdo described by people who have been there: “It’s just a bunch of rocks.”...
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Best 오빠 Ever
A year ago I went to one of my favorite bars to drink and dance the night away with my franzzzz. It just so happens that this particular bar is always good to me and I usually end up with some guy at the end of the night if I really want to.
I had done some recon earlier and there wasn’t anyone particularly interesting. I was still having a good time when I noticed a skinny boy with curly...
Not healthy.
Today I consumed:
1 red bull
Some water (???)
1 Nutrigrain bar that is most likely past its expiration date
1 coke zero
A bunch (?) of peanut m&m’s.
…………and that’s it.
Then I jogged for 20 minutes and walked for 10. Afterwards, I hit a yoga class for 50 minutes.
What the hell. fail.
At least I took my vitamins?
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How I Came To Love Pussy - Part 3
I definitely owe my new found love of vagina to…the Jap.
Yeah, the guy I met through WH.
I refer to him as the Jap because he is Japanese. Very Japanese. But also half-Korean. But doesn’t seem Korean…at all.
The first time we met was somewhere near my house. This is usually a huge red flag for me especially when meeting some wanker from WH. If they suggest meeting near your...
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Things about me #1
I love sneezing.
Love.It.
I’ve sneezed 6 times before 10:30am which is cool.
Except. I think I’m a loud sneezer. And then no one blesses me! But whatevs.
I rarely hear Koreans sneeze or if they do it seems much more refined and quiet than mine.
Is it possible to change the way I sneeze? Would I even want to do that? Will that make me enjoy my sneezing less?!
Finally, am I...
Transgendered woman arrested in Tennessee for... →
This place blows and they always seem so unfriendly. I think I cried there twice. Thanks, DMV.
Anyway, get it, Andrea! I think it’s hilarious you took your top off but sometimes ridiculous shit needs to go down for people to take notice.
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You just need that can-do attitude!
teasingkorea said: My gym is full of hotties, but I think they’re too friendly to make anything happen.
Girrrrrrrrrrrrl, no! That is not the right attitude to have.
OK, the trainers have to be nice to you because that is their job. So, they’re trickier to read.
But! There...
