b00bies.

cuteboyswithcats:

submission from omigodbirds

Oh, hellooooo.

I’ll love you forever, G-unit.

Truth.

Answer: In the words of Eric Cartman, “Whatever! I do what I want!” 

‘Girls like you’ - Is there another Kitty around?? Because if so, please introduce me. 

I curse a lot because it feels good. Just say it: FUCK. Doesn’t it just sound cool? fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck. I cuss frequently in the real world but not nearly as much as it seems like in this make believe fantasy land of the internetz. 

Same thing with acting a bitch. I will not lie, I can be one of the cuntiest bitches around if someone or something sets me off. However! I don’t think I’ve been bitchy lately. Well, there was the dumb ho being all judge’y and rude with the whole online dating thing being for desperate weirdos. That did upset me and I came off meaner than usual but I don’t regret it for a second. Actually, you’re probably that dumb ho. 

And I would like to take the time to explain to you that, again, this is the magical fantasy world of the the interwebz. This shit ain’t real. As a blog, KittyKittyKorea is for shits and giggles. Kitty is a persona that I use to tell about a small fraction of my life. 

And who would fuck me? Hello. Have you read my blog? Lots of people. And they keep coming back for more. Why? Because I’m fucking awesome. :P

I guess you missed the memo but please read my Introduction/Warning. If you are not down with KKK, then that’s cool. I’m not everyone’s cup of tea and I doubt you would be mine. I hatehatehatehatehate when people start hating on other people just because they’re living their lives. I’m not bothering anyone. I’m just up in hurr talking about kitties and sex. lolz

You’re silly, Anon. 

Me toooooooooooooooo.

I have SO MUCH SHIT to answer. Y’all have given me some really good questions and I just a lot to say!

I’ll try to finish them soon though~^^

If you have any last minute questions then send them my way.

buscansdo:

dear korean girls,

do Koreans wear deodorant?

no?

do they have to shave?

no?

do they have to wax their mustache? 

no?

do they wax their couch? 

no?

I see waaaaaaaaaaaay too many of my young girls with thick dark body/facial hair so I know all these older bitches didn’t just magically end up hairless. Of course, some of them are naturally blessed with no hair but definitely not all. I think a lot of people get laser hair removal here because it is SO CHEAP.

But the lack of body odor and sweat baffles me. Sometimes I see a few girls with sweat marks but not like me!!! I’m pouring buckets and look like hell but most people look and act like it’s a cool spring day. Lucky bitches.

partyintherok:

What does it look like when someone blocks you on Kakao?

The guy I was supposed to meet this week who seemed really cool and smart and good-looking… suddenly he comes up as ‘Unknown’ and I can’t respond to any of our chats. Which were nothing creepy or weird that should have made him think I was…

If he blocked you then it just looks like he hasn’t read your messages. If he comes up as Unknown then he must have deleted or reinstalled his kakaotalk.

Awww! I’m honored.

I do love a good day drinking session but I will most likely be going to the WORLD MOTHERFUCKING DJ FESTIVAL. And lol at bringing Spitter. Why him? I do need a good yelling about spreading my sexcapades to the masses though. I’m so glad y’all enjoy the crazy that is my life. I’ll try to do better!^^

Speaking of DJ fest….I love that shit. It’s gonna be my 3rd and last so I really need to make it awesome. Actually, I still haven’t decided on which day I’m going.Which is why…

I need your help!…. from anyone that knows anything about this year’s shenanigans. Will both days have the hip hop stage or only the second day? I like the DJ’s on Saturday more but I love dancing to hip hop so I dunno what to do.

Also, I’ll be wearing a concept style. If you’re going then you’ll be able to meet the one and only Kitty. Me-ow.

partyintherok:

Re-posted. Made it re-bloggable! In case anyone wanted to comment on it.

I do not think using dating sites are desperate. Many Korean people use them, and many foreigners in Korea, and many people all over the world. Korean match-making websites draw in millions of dollars a year from people…

This. Bitch, please. And by bitch I mean the Anon.

Do you live in Korea? Have you ‘walked around and asked one out’ and they went out with you? As in, a date? And that date didn’t end in you banging? And did that date turn into other dates? I seriously doubt it. Impossible? No. Unlikely? Yes.

If you just wanna fuck dudes and that’s your idea of ‘hooking up’ then that is super easy to do. No internet or phone apps required. Although, they will definitely increase your # of bangs by A LOT. I should know. lol Also, I think the tumblr ladies would have NO PROBLEMS shacking up with dudes and having a romp in the hay. But we don’t always want fuck buddies! We want boyfriends too, damnit.

While I think ‘walking around and asking a guy out’ is acceptable for potential bangs it is not that easy for something more substantial. Wanting to get to know someone and have that turn into a dating relationship…it’s just a different game entirely.

If any (Korean or not) girl walked up to a Korean guy, that male would probably think 1) bitch is cray cray or 2) she’s “hunting” (which you would be so….). Hunting is the least successful way to pick up potential boyfriend material.

I don’t really speak Korean so I’m sure that language alone would scare off a BIG portion of single boys. Hell, just being ‘not Korean’ is enough to make some people freak the fuck out and run away…or collapse in a fit of giggles. For any dudes that stick around and accept the date offer…I would put down A LOT of money and bet that they’re weird as fuck. Or bad guys. Or both. However, I would like to think that there are at least a few of them who would be nice boyfriend material. It just doesn’t seem very likely though given the culture.

Online dating makes it SO MUCH easier to filter out the duds. And there are a lot of duds! There are loads of dudes that I would go on a date with based on appearances but then I read their profiles and it’s beyond obvious that they’re fucking bat shit insane. They could easily be one of the guys that I ‘asked out while I was walking around’. I meet crazies WAY too often and I will gladly take the chance to get a sneak peek at their life/personality/whatever so I can avoid those fuckers.

I’m tired of writing. Anyway, Anon, you can check out my archives to find all kinds of info on dating and banging in Korea.

I will bullet what I was trying to get across in all of the above nonsense:

• Fuck off for hating on people about something you know nothing about it. I’m guessing it’s because you don’t do Korea properly or you have a penis.
• Hunting is never the answer. Being friends, introductions, blind dates, meetings, dating websites, and matchmakers are WAY BETTER OPTIONS.
• Dating in Korea can be hard as hell for foreigners. (Although, it can be pretty fuckin’ sweet too).
• If you were just talking about banging…then that is pretty easy to do for anyone ever in any country ever. Yay sex.
• Online dating does NOT mean you’re a weirdo or desperate.

The end.

Yes.

He’s ethnically Korean but is a citizen of an English Speaking Country. So, yeah, perfect English.

And fucking smart too.

Ah, fun times with the Sex God.

Did I ever give a proper introduction to SG? I guess not. Hmmm. That’s a funny story. I mentioned him a couple of weeks ago but I didn’t say much. Alright, I was hanging out in Jongno with some friends. I think I was showing them some OKC nonsense and I got that So And So wants to meet you. I looked at his profile and I freaked out. “You guys! This is totally Blah Blah Blah!” They freaked out with me and said that I should definitely meet him for dinner. I said that I was interested in meeting him too and we decided to meet with friends a couple of hours later.

Met for dinner but afterwards, everyone left and he suggested we get a drink. I was down but I really thought it was just a friendly kind of thing. My friends all said he seemed like a nice guy. A good guy. AKA A guy that wouldn’t dare try to stick it in on the first meeting. I totally thought we would get a drink and then go our separate ways and consider him a new friend. I wasn’t all that physically attracted to him but his personality is awesome. I wanted to know more about him so I couldn’t pass up the chance.

We went to a bar and had a few drinks and talked and talked and talked. It was so much fun! We were both having a good time but I still didn’t think it was going to head anywhere scandalous. But then it did. Story of my life. It came out of (almost) nowhere but he leaned over and kissed me. And it was nice. We talked and drank some more. I think he stole another kiss and then he invited me to his place. I was having fun and I really wanted to know what else he had up his sleeve because I was really enjoying those kisses.

We hopped in a cab and went to his place (which is awesome). I think we made out in the playground and were getting quite handsy. We made our way inside and pretty much got down to business immediately.

He blew me away. THE SEX WAS FUCKINGFANTASTIC. We banged at least twice that night and then 2 more times in the morning. He pretty much broke my vagina but it was totally worth it. I went home and he continued to contact me throughout the next week.

Last Sunday he invited me over again. Actually, he did on Saturday too but I declined for some reason. We banged multiple times and then I left super fucking early in the morning. And, again, it was FUCKINGFANTASTIC.

Let’s go to the latest sexy times adventure though…

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“pee for me”: Um, sorry. I’ll pass.

“korean party sex tumblr”: OMG. Invite me to the sex party. I know there are people who do this in Korea but I don’t know anyone personally. Bummer.

“do korean men have body odor”: Not usually. Fugly smelled like weird meat but that was the first time I’ve ever smelled a Korean dude who smelled not nice.

“how long does it take to smell septum funk”: Not long. I remember it started pretty early. Now, I usually just smell it whenever I move the ring around. You kind of get used to the smell after a while.

“kpop guys uncut dick”: lol, Who would this be referring to? I would love to know who is cut and who isn’t. Makes it easier to imagine.

And for all of the various versions of “Korean penis size”: Please check out My Thoughts on Korean Kocks.

For all of the sex in Korea: Just browse my archives. There are plenty of stories.I’ve talked about 7/11, Trip-X, Hot Baby, The Jap, Spitter, and ummmmm…probably a few others. I looked at my Sex in Korea List and there are SO many that are left to talk about. I’ll never be able to blog about them all.

For threesomes: How I Came to Love Pussy Part 4, 2 Kboys & Kitty, and The Tale of the Terrible Threesome. There is one more but I haven’t blogged about that one yet. It’s full of lolz though. I should really get on top of that.

Last Saturday I ran like a BOSS.

I haven’t ran in ages since 1) I haven’t been going to the gym as regularly and 2) I’ve been doing the elliptical machine instead. But!! I was able to run 2 full miles. I don’t think I’ve ever done that before. I was also able to run much faster. I was shocked  but it felt gooooooood. I ran my first mile in 10:40 and I think I could have easily gone under 10 minutes if I was only going to run 1 mile. Shit. I think I could have maybe been able to do 9 minutes which is crazy.

When I first started running a few months ago I did couch to 5k for a while. It nearly killed me. I could barely run 1 minute and walk 2 minutes for 20 minutes. But look at me now! Ballin’. I still can’t run a 5k but I’m gonna try to work up to it.

Well, maybe. On Sunday I went for a hike and everything seemed okay but then a few hours later I could barely walk. I was walking to the river with some friends and my foot began to hurt and then it just got worse and worse. I could barely walk and couldn’t put any weight on my right foot without being in serious fucking pain. It was awful. The pain was all in my outer heel.

Monday came and it was even worse! Ugh. I was miserable so I thought maybe it was time to try acupuncture. I’ve never been but I gave it a whirl. After the treatment, it felt SO MUCH BETTER. I could put more weight down and was able to walk with only a slight limp. I could tell that we didn’t get it in the exact spot though because I was still having pain and I found that it was actually coming from a little farther back on my heel.

I went again yesterday and the doctor found the right spot. He also added another pin to my upper calf which he hadn’t done before. After the treatment, I had ZERO pain and I could walk without any problems, pain, or discomfort. It was like a freakin’ miracle.

So, yeah. I’m a believer in acupuncture now. It’s fast, effective, and at least in Korea - CHEAP. I paid only 4,400 won yesterday for my miracle treatment.

I really want to run again but I don’t know if I should risk it or not. Hmmm.

lolololololol

I’m still anon. Yes, I was drunk. haha Girl, you know me too well!!

In case you missed it, I posted an unusually good picture of myself up in hurrrr. Didn’t see it? Too bad. I took it down but I think I’m pretty easy to hunt down on the interwebz.

I guess I’m anon…but really? I don’t care. If you know me then hollerrrrrr! I’m not shy and I have no shame so please say hello. ;)

Even though I woke up shaky and hungover, I look damn good today. And I’m chipper as hell too since I took a diet pill and drank a redbull. Bring it on, Friday.